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Dear Mum,

After flying that plane last time I had to take a very long lie down. The others also insisted, that I changed my pants, so I did. Then they made a dash through time, and threw my old pants away onto some small three mile island. Finally they came back and promised, that they would never put me into a plane that awful ever again, and they even offered to follow me along on the next flight.

Hugs and sloppy kisses,
Baldrick