Part 20: Diamonds Aren't Forever

Diamonds Aren't Forever

Culex Video!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H2jTgYKYrA / Backup

When we last left our illustrious heroes, they had headed into Monstro Town for no reason, and opened that mysterious door with a stone. What terrors awaited them behind it? Stay tuned to find out.


Bowser: Hey, free pizza over there!
Geno: Sweet! Let's go, man!
Mallow: Yay! I get to do something!
Dang it.



Wha.......no???
Culex: "Yes" it is. EN GARDE!!!!!!!


SNIPED!


Mallow: Er.....are you lactose intolerant? Cause I have some milk in this marshmallow goodness......


Mallow: All right, man. You've waited the entire game for this. Use all your power. Make something out of yourself.






Peach: .....what the crap?


Peach: You suck, you know that?



Culex: .......I thought you'd at least be able to get a hit on me. You guys suck. I'm going back to my crazy dimension.


Peach: See what you did, Mallow?!


Culex: Oh, here's this thing I found on the ground. "Champion" he calls himself....


Bowser: Hey guys, what'd we miss?
Nothing at all, thanks to Fatty McFat Die over here.


Hmmmmmmm....where could the last one be.......


Fine. Back to the volcano it is.

In the volcano where they were mysteriously able to survive, they ran into a bundle of new, retarded looking adversaries.


Oerlikons: Funny name, serious......spiked guy.

Magmuses: Villains in a half-shell.


Chained Kongs: Some people still can't grasp that slavery is illegal and immoral.

Vomers: What exactly is holding all his bones together?


Armored Ants: Haven't we seen these guys before?


Pyrospheres: Wow.....their color is different!


Stumpets: Well, at least he's original.


Corkpedites: These guys look like mini-bosses. They're not.

Bodies: They look pretty funny when half of them is missing.


I'm INVINCIBLE!!!!!


How the HELL did I get up here?


I bet this guy's a hoot at all the block parties...


Yes, this is the bed at his "inn."


Equipment!


What the....


Bowser: Let's beat the hell outta him!


Peach:


So you're supposed to be tougher with no skin???
Zombone: ...that wasn't really a good plan, was it? I think I'm gonna go lie down for a while...


What's with the extreme lack of fights?


Ooooh, another star!


What the...







Who the hell were those guys, and why'd they jack our star?
Bowser: Freaking Power Ranger rip-offs. You turn a corner and there's more of 'em.


I guess I should assume this takes me to those douchebags....

Next up: With Your Powers Combined, I'm *Spoiled for Content*!