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Original Thread: Chocolate Secret! Let's Play Super Mario World (With A Gimmick)

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Introduction

These videos are filled with the most base, crass, lowest-common-denominator humor possible. Those of you with any sense of style or good taste, turn back now!



What is Super Mario World?
Super Mario World was a pack-in launch title platformer and Killer App for the Super Famicom and Super Nintendo Entertainment System. If you need to know more about that, the Wikipedia article is here. What's important here is that it's a classic platformer that I've played far too much, and was inspired to play an LP through by Vicas' Super Mario 64 LP, which he has been playing with his feet.

What is the gimmick?
There actually ended up being several gimmicks by the end, but the initial gimmick was that I would play through the game using no Yoshi, no power-ups, no checkpoints, and no switch palaces. Essentially, a single hit from any enemy will kill me.

Why make an LP of it?
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to do it partially so I can finally finish an LP. But then there was a change of plans. While, initially, I'd planned to do a few videos, and rotate commentators every time, perhaps changing my playstyle a bit, on one fateful Wednesday evening...

We'll do it live! Fuck it!
On a whim, and with a bit of luck, I was somehow able to shanghai UZWorm and Vicas into sitting around for several hours, and watching me stream, live, the entire run in one sitting. It is this video that will be presented for this LP, with the added bonus of whatever sloppy post-processing I manage to throw together. Nothing has been cut, as that would rather defeat the purpose of a live run. Though the videos will be chopped apart, and perhaps have the audio levels smoothed out and such, attaching together all the videos, end-to-end, will essentially give you the exact video that I chopped them apart from.

Alright, and what's 'Chocolate Secret'?
Chocolate Secret is a level in the sixth world of the game that gave me a great deal of trouble on my behind-the-scenes prep run-through of the game under the rules. It was quickly realized during the stream that 'Chocolate Secret' can also easily be used as innuendo, if you have an immature and dirty mind. Us being goons, we jumped on it immediately.

When will there be more videos?
Currently, the planned update schedule is 'Every M/W/F, plus whenever the hell else I feel like it'. At that pace, I expect the entire LP to last approximately a month, though the exact number of videos will remain a secret. (For the sake of dramatic tension, you understand, and most certainly not because I've been procrastinating on the post-processing.)

Well, then, let's get started, shall we?

Videos

Complete Youtube Playlist

Chocolate Secret

#1: This Is Going To Be A ClusterfuckYouTubeBlip
#2: From Now On, This Will Be A Screenshot LPYouTubeBlip
#3: The Joke Is That You're Drunk, VicasYouTubeBlip
#4: There Is Something Seriously Wrong With UsYouTubeBlip
#5: She Comes Right After Chocolate SecretYouTubeBlip
#6: Ludwig von Kick Colon V's AssYouTubeBlip
VII: Hello, Hypothetical ViewerYouTubeBlip
#8: Suck On That, BroniesYouTubeBlip
#9: Knee Deep In Chocolate SecretYouTubeBlip
#10: Do I Have Anything Better To Do?YouTubeBlip
#11: If Anyone Makes It This Far, This Is What's Waiting For ThemYouTubeBlip
#12: Luscious Babe Seduces Lifeguard To Get Hungry CuntfuckedYouTubeBlip
#13: Right Into Bowser's BackdoorYouTubeBlip
#14: You Have Been Banned From The InternetYouTubeBlip
#15: Make Sure To Avoid Me At All CostsYouTubeBlip
#16: Pointless References About Pointless ReferencesYouTube Blip

Chocolate Special

#1: Vanilla SecretYoutubeBlip
#2: Everyone Hit On Diabetus Now Blip
#3: That Name Sounds Familiar Blip
#4: I Just Beep It Blip
#5: Oh My God, Why?! Blip
#6: Sex Advice From An Accordion Player Blip
#7: Colon V's Girlfriend Blip
#8: FUUUUUUUU Blip
#9: And Now I'm Stupid Blip
#10: No, UZWorm, You ARE The Pizzatime Blip
#11: Bow Before Your Platforming God Blip

Bonus Videos

#0: You're Playing Mario Wrong (With FrancisYorkPatty)YouTube
Chocolate Secret: Live and UncutYouTube
Chocolate Secret by UZWormYouTube

Trivia Count (Horribly outdated)
#1
References List (By UZWorm)
"Damn": 4
"Shit": 9
"Fuck": 5
"Chocolate Secret": 0
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 1
Deaths: 4
Game Overs: 0

#2
Reference List
"Damn": 1
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 5
"Chocolate Secret": 2
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 1
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 0

#3
Reference List
"Damn": 0
"Shit": 3
"Fuck": 3
"Chocolate Secret": 1
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 0

#4
Reference List
"Damn": 1
"Shit": 3
"Fuck": 1
"Chocolate Secret": 12 (!)
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 0

#5
Reference List
"Damn": 1
"Shit": 5
"Fuck": 1
"Chocolate Secret": 4
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 1
Game Overs: 0

#6
Reference List
"Damn": 0
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 2
"Chocolate Secret": 2
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 4
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 0

VII
Reference List
"Damn": 2
"Shit": 9
"Fuck": 5
"Chocolate Secret": 7
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 1
Game Overs: 0

#8
Reference List
"Damn": 0
"Shit": 1
"Fuck": 0
"Chocolate Secret": 19 (!!!)
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 4
Game Overs: 0

#9
Reference List (Posted by me because UZWorm was probated at the time.)
"Damn": 2
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 1
"Chocolate Secret": 24 (Jesus Christ.)
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 9 (Chocolate Secreeeeet! )
Game Overs: 0
(Counted by UZWorm because I am a lazy dick.)

#10
Reference List
"Damn": 3
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 6
"Chocolate Secret": 7
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 0

#11
Reference List
"Damn": 0
"Shit": 4
"Fuck": 12
"Chocolate Secret": 2
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 1
Deaths: 5
Game Overs: 0

Accursed Walrus posted:

#12
"Damn": 1
"Shit": 1
"Fuck": 7
"Chocolate Secret": 11
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 2
Deaths: 6
Game Overs: 0

#13
"Damn": 0
"Shit": 2
"Fuck": 2
"Chocolate Secret": 6
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 5
Game Overs: 0

#14
"Damn": 1
"Shit": 4
"Fuck": 2
"Chocolate Secret": 4
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 1
Deaths: 5
Game Overs: 0

#15
"Damn": 1
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 8
"Chocolate Secret": 12
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 1

#16
"Damn": 2
"Shit": 2
"Fuck": 9
"Chocolate Secret": 15
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 2
Game Overs: 0

Total
"Damn": 19
"Shit": 73
"Fuck": 69
"Chocolate Secret": 128
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 10
Deaths: 60
Game Overs: 1

Average Per Video
"Damn": 1.2
"Shit": 4.6
"Fuck": 4.3
"Chocolate Secret": 8
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: .6
Deaths: 3.8
Game Overs: 0.1

Accursed Walrus posted:

Special #1
"Damn": 5
"Shit": 14
"Fuck": 6
"Chocolate Secret": 15
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 8
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 0

Special #2
"Damn": 5
"Shit": 5
"Fuck": 10
"Chocolate Secret": 3
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 10
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 1

Special #3
"Damn": 3
"Shit": 15
"Fuck": 18
"Chocolate Secret": 28
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 14
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 1

Special #4
"Damn": 12
"Shit": 4
"Fuck": 7
"Chocolate Secret": 19
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 9
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 1

Special #5
"Damn": 7
"Shit": 9
"Fuck": 25
"Chocolate Secret": 7
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 12
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 0

Special #6
"Damn": 2
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 18
"Chocolate Secret": 12
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 18
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 3

Special #7
"Damn": 10
"Shit": 4
"Fuck": 17
"Chocolate Secret": 4
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 21
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 3

Special #8
"Damn": 10
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 5
"Chocolate Secret": 2
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 7
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 17
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 2

Special #9
"Damn": 10
"Shit": 1
"Fuck": 10
"Chocolate Secret": 6
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 1
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 25
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 4

Special #10
"Damn": 10
"Shit": 0
"Fuck": 6
"Chocolate Secret": 6
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 10
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 21
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 4

Special #11
"Damn": 1
"Shit": 1
"Fuck": 2
"Chocolate Secret": 18
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 1
Deaths: 6
Game Overs: 1

Chocolate Special Totals
"Damn": 75
"Shit": 65
"Fuck": 124
"Chocolate Secret": 120
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 19
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 161
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 20

Chocolate Special Averages
"Damn": 3.4
"Shit": 3.0
"Fuck": 5.6
"Chocolate Secret": 5.5
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0.9
Marks on UZworm's Wall: 7.3
Marks on Accursed Walrus' Wall: 0.9

Fan Art

By LordAndrew

By RoeCocoa

By SpectacuLars

By joff_b

By Moskau

By Kjoery

By Shindragon

By Jyrraeth

Graphs of Deaths by Cause (by AccursedWalrus)

Chocolate Secret

Chocolate Special

Combined

Music

Teensie King posted:

Well here you go, the first one's the 17 seconds of the gag, the second one's 10 seconds longer (the extra ten seconds don't actually contain any ehehehes) and the third one is just "Ehehehe, chocolate secret" repeated six times:



Some people probably wanted this too, here's the underwater theme on the accordion:

And here's the underwater theme with "Ehehehe, chocolate secret":

Zeikier posted:

Here is a compilation commemorating this LP:

Accursed Walrus posted:

I cut up the Pokerap to make it into a ringtone, so I figured I may as well share it. The extended version includes all the commentary between the Pokerap segments.


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