Part 19

He loves her, so he wants to kill her. I love her, so I had her zombified. Maybe it's genetic.





"Uh, Gandalf. I can still hear you scheming from here."
"Sorry, sir."





His resume was just a sheet of paper with "GOOD POWER" written in pencil all over it.


I don't think it's much of a secret if you keep dressing like a wizard.




They don't say anything. That's disappointing.




And a good fisting was had by all. Maybe the next batch will be a little more talkative.





Haha, you pussy.




You rang?




Good luck with what? This is what I get for asking for people to say things.



HEY! That's my private room! No touchy.



You can grant wishes? Why didn't you just do that for me instead of making me look after this stupid fucking house?





We already met like five minutes ago. Are you brain damaged?





Son of a bitch.









Okay I have a new magic trick. Watch this.


With just a wave of my magic giant hand...


Presto! The general changed color!


I impressed him so much that he made the clones disappear.




And for my next trick...


God, I love that trap.



The pussy hates lightning so much that he pisses his armor whenever you use a volt trap.


Hooray, another evil treasure!