Part 8: The King is Dead
Nov 29, 2007
Oh yes, we are fully prepared to take down the Sword Master, now all we have to do is find that slippery bitch.
Hey, I remember, I sent that cantakerous old storekeeper to her so I could steal stuff.
I hike halfway across the island to try and get you a reservation with the sword master--
Call me crazy, but I have a hard time believing he did that just out of the goodness of his heart...
I think his memory's going, I was actually thieving expensive wares. Just as well, there's a prison over there with an unholy stench emanating from it.
Yes yes, are you done.
It's worth a shot.
Look, I told you, she doesn't want to see you.
Maybe if you asked her again.
Hmmm... I guess I could hike all the way over there...
Okay, something is up, why is he so willing to go over there.
I'm not waiting around like a chump for this guy again. Time to get my solid snake on.
Coool, a secret button.
Hooray, we've located her super secret fortress of solitude.
Now let's listen, maybe we'll hear some juicy gossip.
Actually, I'm here on business. This kid came into my store, see...
Face it you crusty old letch. You'd make any excuse just to come out here and bother me.
I KNEW IT!
Yeah, I guess so.
Well cut it out, I'm sick of it. Take a hike and don't come back here again.
Holy shit. You smooth talking motherfucker.
Yeah, right. Now SCRAM.
Shot down, tough break.
Ah well, time to get down to business, we can make fun of him later.
Man that face scared the piss out of me, I don't know what to say.
Of course you don't!
That's not nice.
Let's be honest: you're here to prove yourself to the pirate leaders, in hopes of one day being as immoral as they are.
Can't argue with that.
I can tell by the sarcastic expression on your face that you've been fully trained by captain smirk.
Oh hey now wait a minute, this isn't fair, She has her own insults!
I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
No fair, she gets all the insults.
Yep, all the old insult answers match up to her randomised repertoire of insults, which is why we needed to gather them.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
This is a sword master?
You're going down, bitch.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Focus Guybrush, this is no time to think about chickens.
And i've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?
Just one more.
Could it be?
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
Well, I hope you're happy.
You're damn right I am.
You'll need proof... Here, this should convince them.
Wait, what the hell is this crap?
Well, I guess we'll go show this piece of crap to those pirate leaders.