Part 4: Updates 16-20

Update 16

We are unstoppable now!

I feel like Vader himself

i haev you now lmao

Lets head back to base.

Aww, our CO is just beaming with pride.

Uhh, that would be a negatory there, sir. ..Gotta go!


























*later that evening*

Next mission coming soon!

Update 17

We're about to start the briefing for the next mission. Apparantly, we'll be flying Gunboats today. Hooray shields!

Oh, and Slippy has been pretty upset ever since Fox "disappeared". Here's Steve trying to console him.

Yes, I was surprised to find that Steve was actually a smaller Tug that drives a Tug. Its okay, I'm not prejudiced.

MasterGrazzt posted:

you really should sneak those corpses aboard your ship on your next mission and jettison them before someone finds out

Fine thinking soldier! I'll have to find some way to sneak them aboard the Gunboat without being caught.

I told him it was laundery

Anyway, here's the mission briefing:

"You will fly the Gunboat designated Moo 1."

"Initially, we were going to let Team Starfox handle this one, but since Fox has gone missing, we're putting you in charge. Your wingmen will be Peppy and Slippy, in their Arwings."

"You three will hyperspace into this sector, where we believe a secret deal is going on between the Rebels and a mysterious third party. We think the rebels maybe trying to get some new technology."

"You must disable the shuttles Lamda and LOLmda. When you do this, the Great Fox will hyper in to release Tug Deco who will retrieve the disabled craft."

"If the new technology turns out to be Mag Pulse, just give it back. Jesus, that stuff's useless."


That sounds easy enough. You guys come up with a game plan, I gotta sign out for now

Update 18

Let's get going!

Engaging the hyper drive system.

its purdy

Yep, there's the shuttles. And it looks like the Z-95's are pissed.

lol z95s

Peppy started saying something about it being too quiet, but I interrupted him to tell him to engage the Z-95s with a little "Shift-A" action. I have more important things to attend to, like avoid a court martial.


While everyone else is busy, I'll just jettison these...

Wow, out here, they look beatiful...

Oh well, eat space laser, bitch

Now to take out the other one...

oh god

You know, what are the odds of that even happening? Now what?

Update 19

deadpan posted:

Forget Slippy, your sensor in the bottom right is picking up some dank nugz. Hunt down and smoke that shit!

That must be that contraband all these rebels are getting their hands on!

Shiver posted:

Whip out those Ion cannons and disable Slippy's Arwing. We can just kinda leave him there after the mission is over.

THE COLD EMBRACE OF SPACE

Sounds like a plan. Peppy is still busy with the remaining Z-95s (z95s rofl). I guess his eye sight is bad if he can't deal with those things.

He bawled like a baby the whole time

Anyway, back to the mission. I went ahead and inspected the shuttles, and it turns out that it was just T-Shirts for the new Mag Pulse technology.

"Good job...Moo 1...Primary Mission Objectives Completed. You may return to base whenever ready."


But I'm starting to get a little nervous. What if the rabbit saw me? What if he knows? ...what if he had an accident?


Then I thought, what if it was finally a good time to put the tractor beam to good use?

"Good job...Moo 1...Secret Mission Objectives Completed. All Furries destroyed or disabled."

Well, lets head back to base.

I noticed it took Steve sometime to return, even though technically he didn't even have to enter the mission.

After hitting the showers, I asked Steve if he wanted to help me inspect an Imperial Six-pack for rebels and contraband, but he said he had something important to do. There was something behind his back, but I couldn't see it. What's up with that? Should I be worried? Should I follow him?

Update 20

Vermilion posted:

Follow him but use a disguise

Disguise completed

I followed Steve to the fanciest resteraunt on board the Star Destroyer. The idea of Steve finding Ms. Tug out there excited me, but it also made me afraid that I might lose my best friend.

What I actually found horrified me...