The Let's Play Archive

Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes

by ArclightBorealis, Kaboom Dragoon

Part 1: Fax 10100

No.10100 K
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Travis Touchdown,

Before you begin the game, I want you to
think hard for a second. Which is more
important to you: your life, or video
games? this console, the DDMKII, brings
death to its players. You've played it; you
should know this better than anyone.

Diving into the world of the Death Drive
will indeed make for an amazingly
immersive experience. At the same time,
the longer you spend inside, the more
severe the damage it does to your brain.
Even now, in just that single instant, your
brain has been thrown into fear and rage
by the horribly disturbing white noise and
signals from the machine. You're a clever
guy, so I'm sure you've noticed it yourself.
The construction of the human brain is
extremely delicate and precise. The
signals sent from this game destroy your
brain tissue extremely easily, and can
even burn off your nerve tissue. I pray
you'll turn back now, while you can.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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