The Let's Play Archive

Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes

by ArclightBorealis, Kaboom Dragoon

Part 2: Fax 10101

No.10101 K
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Travis Touchdown,

I see you've opened the door to the
Death Drive. The fact that you've come
back alive - and that you're reading this
now - means that your brain hasn't been
fried that severely by the world of the
Death Drive. While I'd normally
congratulate you on clearing the game,
to be honest, I'm just not feeling it.

Having played the game, you probably
realize this by now, but the game has
been completely taken over by bugs. It's
nothing like the kind of "game" you were
likely imagining. You can't increase your
rank, and you can't win any money. If
you're simply after a way to get your
gamer nerd blood boiling, then please just
walk away now.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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