The Let's Play Archive

WWE 2K18

by IGgy IGsen, The LPFWA Universe

Part 11: Lucha Perros Find Winning Awesome

Episode 10 - Lucha Perros Find Winning Awesome - (Twitch VOD)
Episode Title by DivineCoffeeBinge

IGgy IGsen posted:

And here's a match card for next Saturday featuring some matches!

It's been a while since we've seen Dr. Ham and El Catire Arrecho. I was not underutilizing them on purpose, though.
I didn't get to make any new CAWs this week (yet). Late shift means I don't have too much time, hopefully I'll find some, though.

#1 Buscus Brawl
(c) The Masked Man vs. Dr. Ham

#2 Singles Match
Tommy Wiseau vs. El Catire Arrecho

#3 4-Way
Lore Convoluter vs. The Majestic Goat-Man vs. Lotus vs. Dash Rendar

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Woolsey Smythe vs. Palpatine (c)

#5 Singles Match
Lady of the Lancet vs. Divine Coffee Binge

#6 LP Superstar Title
Kylo Ren vs. A tree (c)

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Kylo Ren vs. Ric Flair

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Eventually the Lady of the Lancet and I will actually get to have a match that doesn't have other participants added or get scratched because SOMEONE WHO I WON'T NAME jumped me in the hallway or something!

Maybe it will even happen today!

Maybe!

Tevery Best posted:

You know what the problem with four-ways is?
25% less chance to win.
YOU MEAN 25 PERCENTAGE POINTS SMALLER CHANCE TO WIN, LORENS!
...what exactly were you doing in my locker?
And, more to the point, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY REAL NAME?

TO BE CONTINUED! And don't forget: support the writers!


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#1 Buscus Brawl
(c) The Masked Man vs. Dr. Ham
They throw each other around for a while but Masked Man throws Ham around harder so he wins

#2 Singles Match
Tommy Wiseau vs. El Catire Arrecho
Catire Arrecho takes the win with a Hurancanrana roll-up. Tommy was so pissed.

#3 4-Way
Lore Convoluter vs. The Majestic Goat-Man vs. Lotus vs. Dash Rendar
Dash does the thing where he wins. I am offended.

#4 Bunny Championship :3
Woolsey Smythe vs. Palpatine (c)
At this point it's not a surprise anymore but Palpy wins again.

#5 Singles Match
Lady of the Lancet vs. Divine Coffee Binge
DCB! DCB! DCB! The crowd chants for the entirety of the match only for her to lose.

#6 LP Superstar Title
Kylo Ren vs. A tree (c)
The Dark Side is not powerful enough to stand against a tree

#0 LPFWA vs. The Universe
Kylo Ren vs. Ric Flair
If you wanna be the man you gotta beat the man. Ric Flair was the man, Kylo beat him. He's now the man.

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

It will happen someday! Keep the faith, my little Coffeemaniacs!

VolticSurge posted:

While the tree has bested me, my victory over the Ric of Flair has empowered me, filled me with his Dark Side energy. I have gained...his gains:


Too bad you didn't gain his fashion sense.

WILL YOU SHUT U-

Kadorhal posted:

Hey, good job, Ren! I know the match against the tree could have gone differently... y'know, the way it did when it was a tag match also involving me and the ghost... but still, beating Ric Flair? I was convinced that guy was unstoppable. Which really didn't bode well for me when the boss started on that thing saying he's some sort of supervillain or something and was trying to convince everybody I should have fought him. I mean, becoming The Man™ would have been cool, but I'd have to beat him, and I don't think I could have done that. But you could, and you did, and that's cool.







Speaking of the boss, can you help me find him? I haven't seen him in two weeks or so. I wouldn't care so much, if not for the fact I haven't gotten any paychecks from him in those two weeks either.

VolticSurge posted:

Thank you, bu-partner. Slip of the tongue-I'm just positively giddy with the power I have absorbed from the... I dunno what Seasonal Maiden the Ric of Flair was? Summer, I guess. As RWBY has shown me, the only way you can absorb someone's power is if you kill a Maiden. But, getting back on topic, my newfound power gets me one step closer to becoming as powerful as Grandfather was.

To clarify Lord Ren's wording, he means that Maidens are the only people whose powers can be transferred to another. Kinda like One for A- begins choking

What did I tell you about referencing that inferior knockoff of RWBY?

*pained* Actually Lord Ren, Boku no Hero Academia is the show RWBY wishes it w-

What was that? intensifies choke

N-nothing, Lord Ren.

Good. *drops FN-2119 to the ground* I have never been able to maintain the grip for so long before... but I'm getting sidetracked. Of course I'd be willing to assist in locating your master, Face. I need to repay your faith in me-something neither Father nor Skywalker had.

*grumbling* Don't think I'll forget this, Kacchan...

You know the reference flew over my head,right?