Part 21: Losers Pull off Frustrating Win. Ass!
LPFWA 2k18 Episode #20 - TOXX PARTAY - (Twitch VOD)Losers Pull off Frustrating Win. Ass! - nine-gear crow
Let's Punch Flamander With Abandon - Felinoid
Leader Probated For Wasted Ambition - nine-gear crow (hahahahahah, nice try crow!)
Long-trusted Popular Faces Welcoming Animosity - DCB
IGgy IGsen posted:
Okay! This Saturday we'll have us a Toxx Party. There won't be Toxxes. Well, you can make Toxxes if you want but uh...
Vote on who gets to face Macho Man this time! He took out four of our guys already.
#1 Eight-Way Elimination
El Catire Arrecho vs. Face vs. John Cena vs. anilEhilated vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. The Masked Man vs. Lotus Aura vs. Dr. Ham
#2 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. D the Destroyer (c)
#3 Co-Comm Championships
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander (c)
#4 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan (c)
#5 How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? (TLC)
IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar
#6 LP Superstar Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine (c)
Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
https://goo.gl/forms/SvTBMqJGMBG1ENs03 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
#7 Women's Tournament Qualifier
Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
Main Event: LPFWA Championship
A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO (c)
yerpalhal, post:115, topic:2484, full:true posted:
Blimey! wotcher cock frui’y me good friend. Let us toast ter da dearf ov dash rendar an’ da return ov yaaahr smile as we get yaaahr ‘uggin’ groove back me son. Nuff said, yeah?
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Lawd above! da ‘ell is dis is me translator on da fritz. I should go up da stairs ter da bar…err iggys office an’ enquire whats goin’ on. , innit.
Vanderlyle, post:116, topic:2484, full:true posted:
“An eight-way elimination match?! Este podria ser el desafio mas grande al que me he enfrentado… But I will face it head-on! Or my name is not El Catire Arrecho!”
VolticSurge posted:
Old man, it appears our fated duel approaches. If you're afraid,feel free to back down. But if not...*Slams fists together* I'm going Qrow Branwen on your ass.
So, getting drunk and spewing stilted exposition?
Hitlers Gay Secret posted:
: You got a championship coming up, don't mess this up Toad.You can do this.
: You'rea gonna mess this up.
Results posted:
Scene: The Hugrule Warriors and their antics, I guess
#1 Eight-Way Elimination
El Catire Arrecho vs. Face vs. John Cena vs. anilEhilated vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. The Masked Man vs. Lotus Aura vs. Dr. Ham
anil somehow survived seven people
#2 Bunny Championship :3
Toad vs. D the Destroyer (c)
Toad is da best but... D is da bestest. D retains
#3 Co-Comm Championships
Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander (c)
Wow, what an upset. The Third Street Sinners make a strong first impression by taking the titles home
Scene: Bone Pimp gets told off for being at ringside despite being the Buscus champ. Deadly sin, possibly a third street sin.
#4 Kawaii Championship
Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan (c)
Tolvie smashes Jumpy and becomes the new Kawaii champion
#5 How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? (TLC)
IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar
What a trainwreck! IGgy wins!
Scene: Kylo announces the formation of the First ORA and palpy is sad and tells Kylo that he'll show him is Hot Bod (tm) too. He then does exactly that.
#6 LP Superstar Championship
Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine (c)
Palpy proves that he knows the power of the Dark Side better than Kylo, retaining the LP Superstar title
Scene Betrayal! Face sides with Kylo and Palpy lies down broken
Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe
A tree vs. Macho Man Randy Savage
Yes, indeed, the tree beats the Macho Man!
#7 Women's Tournament Qualifier
Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge
DCB wins! By countout... BUT SHE WINS
Main Event: LPFWA Championship
A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO (c)
Nuffkins wins once more proving not only that he's stronger than a tree but by extension that he's stronger than Macho Man Randy Savage. Can Nuffkins ever be defeated????
yerpalhal, post:118, topic:2484, full:true posted:
-oor pal leans on a bar necking down some beer-
I get it now. I get Iggys whole life is pain stuff now. I wanted Dash, I got him but I still got screwed by life. God I wish I was wie the hugrule warriors they seem mostly happy. Well sides from fruitsniffer guy needs a hug…gods I need a hug…
-smashes his bottle-
Barkeep another the strang stuff this time
