The Let's Play Archive

WWE 2K18

by IGgy IGsen, The LPFWA Universe

Part 37: Legends Pulverize Federal Woman Agent

LPFWA 2k18 Episode #36 - Wall of Golden Stuff: Legends Pulverize Federal Woman Agent
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crow: Legends Pulverize Federal Woman Agent
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Match Card posted:

This week, LPFWA will fight at the Wall of Golden Stuff at the usual time. This show will be enourmous. There are 13 matches. three Z1 Matches for each block, six Title Matches as well as one extra match thrown on top. This will be our longest show yet, likely exceeding three hours. (the longest one before that was 2 hours, 50 minutes)

Due to the size of the card there's no bonus match.

Z1 Card:



Match card for WOGS:
#1 Co-Comm Championship
First oRa vs. Third Street Sinners (c)

#2 Z1 A-Block
Toad vs. Thundercat Chris Pine

#3 Kawaii Championship
Lady of the Lancet vs. Nadira (c)

#4 Z1 B-Block
Palpatine vs. Lore Convoluter

#5 LP Superstar Championship (Ladder Match)
Link vs. Palpatine (c)

#6 Z1 A-Block
Dash Rendar vs. Kylo Ren

#7 Tornado Tag Match
Dreamland Express vs. IGgy and ???

#8 Z1 B-Block
Freddie Hope vs. Lotus Aura

#9 Bunny Championship
Tommy Wiseau vs. Nuffkins (c)

#10 Z1 A-Block
Fruitsniffer vs. El Catire Arrecho

#11 LPFWA Women's Championship
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Valerie Easton (c)

#12 Z1 B-Block
Majestic Goat-Man vs. a tree

#13 LPFWA Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Flamander (c)


Current Z1 Standings



Defiance Industries posted:

All right Todd, let's see what you can do. You may be a mushroom enthusiast, but I'm a 100% genuine man-cat.

AND I ACTUALLY LOVE MONDAYS, MEOW.

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

: Been awhile since I've been called out. I may appreciate your work in the Star Trek franchise, but know that you're going up against a former champion.

: You-a said it Todd!

: OH MY GOD

Tevery Best posted:

Palpatine is a washout has-been who spent half his life impersonating a fat alcoholic from Milwaukee.
Or maybe the other way around, I'm still just discovering this YouTube thing.
In any case, his place is in the dustbin of history. And by the dustbin of history I mean a bottomless vent chute going out into space.
And I'll be the one to toss him there, by which I mean I will beat him up and toss him into the dustbin of history.
And it's gonna happen tonight, so be sure to tune in, loyal Lore fans.


Results posted:

This week, LPFWA will fight at the Wall of Golden Stuff at the usual time. This show will be enourmous. There are 13 matches. three Z1 Matches for each block, six Title Matches as well as one extra match thrown on top. This will be our longest show yet, likely exceeding three hours. (the longest one before that was 2 hours, 50 minutes)

Due to the size of the card there's no bonus match.

Z1 Card:



Match card for WOGS:

#0 Eight-Way Chaos
Draw, surprising no one. DCB and Inspector Jane are left standing.

#1 Co-Comm Championship
First oRa vs. Third Street Sinners (c)
The First oRa take back their titles they lost to the Sinners in the first place

#2 Z1 A-Block
Toad vs. Thundercat Chris Pine
Both got in their stuff but it was Toad who hit harder. Toad now had 4 points, TCP has 2

#3 Kawaii Championship
Lady of the Lancet vs. Nadira (c)
In this rematch from a few weeks ago Lady takes it home

#4 Z1 B-Block
Palpatine vs. Lore Convoluter
They kinda hit each other a bit hard but then Palpy wins, leaving with 4 points. Lore is still at 0

#5 LP Superstar Championship (Ladder Match)
Link vs. Palpatine (c)
Having to defend his title immediately after a Z1 match it could be argued that Palpy wasn't at 100%, I guess. Link takes the title for himself

#6 Z1 A-Block
Dash Rendar vs. Kylo Ren
The battle of Star Wars dudes. Extended Canon vs. New Trilogy. Kylo takes the win and earns is first 2 points. Dash still sits at 0

#7 Tornado Tag Match
Dreamland Express vs. IGgy and Schir
Pyroi and Hollow go in to kill IGgy, in the end the one taking the fall is Schir

#8 Z1 B-Block
Freddie Hope vs. Lotus Aura
Both went into this with 2 points. Freddie left with 4, Lotus remains at 2

#9 Bunny Championship
Tommy Wiseau vs. Nuffkins (c)
Kind of a shitshow, Angus attacks Tommy, which DQs Nuffkins. Afterward both teams go beat each other up for a bit.

#10 Z1 A-Block
Fruitsniffer vs. El Catire Arrecho
Hugrule vs. Hugrule. The match is decided by a hug. Both win, technically, but Fruity gets the points. Fruity 4, Catire 0

#11 LPFWA Women's Championship
Kara the Punch Wizard vs. Valerie Easton (c)
Kara gets of the punch, but Val beats her with her own series of chops

#12 Z1 B-Block
Majestic Goat-Man vs. a tree
This one took a long time. Goat did the MGM, but the tree kicked out, followed by another MGM immediately for the win. Goat: 4, Tree: 0

#13 LPFWA Championship
D the Destroyer vs. Flamander (c)
Last time D beat Flamander, but Flammo didn't get the Worm off, this time Flamander did the Worm but D could only get in the CSP Mk. 1. Flamander takes the win, earning is first successful title defense

Current Z1 Standings



DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

I loved this match so much. It was glorious.

And IGgy's response to the One-Winged Angel as a transitional move was the best

Also IGgy you do excellent work I don't think you get told that enough LPFWA is cool and good
:3