The Let's Play Archive

Wall Street Kid

by Novasol

Part 10




Sutureself posted:

I must know the exciting conclusion!

Yeah, sorry. The allure of laziness is just so calling. Also I kinda had a busy week last week. Whoops!

Anyway I'm running out of shit to write since the game doesn't exactly give me much to work with, so you're getting two weeks at a time now, which means there's like 3 or 4 more updates, max.

Weeks 11 and 12:
(I've been sitting on that image for like 3 weeks damnit)


I CAST THEE OUT.
That's not very nice. Exploit something until its usefulness is gone and then just throw it out? Is that how you work?
Get me my dictionary so I can read the entry off for "hypocrisy."
Yeah well you'd also better read the one for... umm... SHUT UP.


I just have this hunch. It's time to FEED THE BEAST.


WHAT
... you already invested in them?
Well yeah, but aside from that, carnivores don't PRODUCE the meat, they eat it. LEARN TO FOOD CHAIN.


I... oh man.
B. O. R. E. D.
You know what? I'm in a good mood. Let's go shopping.
... wait what? Really? No muggers or anything?


I really should have thought this over more.



I AM LITERALLY CUMMING FROM ALL OF MY DICKS
Where do you keep the others?
Your mother.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT BETH LIKE THAT.


I don't even know why I bother.
You're NOTHING without me.
Yeah well, we'll see about that.

Hey Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade...



It'll have to be a celebration of ME. And for that only the finest shall suffice.



That's... that's not even a joke. What the hell.


Fuckin' Connie... I'll just listen to the goon$.


Not enough of a man to invest in Xearox am I?! AHAHAHAHAHA!

*Days pass*


Connie can suck a big fat one, hell yeah.
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNG*
YOU CAN SUCK A BIG FAT ONE TOO.
Not until you say yesssssss....


Oh for fuck's sake.




As... hah, appealing as the... heh, expensive one would be, fuck that noise, you're dressing like a Puritan. Gimme the cheap, plain dress.












The yMac enhanced the features found in the yPod and is extremely user friendly.
Lord help us all, they're synergizing.

Blah blah stocks blah fuck Prisila blah blah auction soon