Part 3: Day 02, Or'es Tash'n, Agamar Desert Reconnaissance Report from Shas'ui Ka'buumWell, sirs, there I was, just whistling a happy tune, trying to convert everyone I met to the Greater Good, just like every good Firewarrior should, when I saw these weird green noisy guys. I thought to myself, hey, they're green, we're yellow, dude, we could totally get some great colourscheme stuff going on here! So I walk over, introduce myself, make a little small talk like, hey, how's the weather on this terrible rock, don't you just hate it when your shield Korvesa tries to dryhump the leg of a Broadside suit and you get written up for it, I mean isn't it the worst! And once the blank stares settle down, I bring up the Greater Good and how cool it is and how everyone's talking about it.
Naturally, only the lamest of the lame wouldn't want to be a part of it. So, how did they respond?
I can't lie to you, sirs. It... did not go well.
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Astonishing! That a race could be so stupid and not die swallowing their own skulls!
My thoughts exactly, sirs. So, if I may be so bold, I would recommend that we take steps to cut the green guys' stupidity off before it spreads.
We shall take it under advisement, Shas'ui Ka'buum. In the meantime, could you get your drone under control, it's peeing on the carpets again.