Tech: Unlikely, there's more craft coming through – three purple ships and two bombers.
Otto Zander: LAUNCH THE HOVERBIKE SWARM!!!!
Swarms of hoverbikes I say!
Otto Zander: Uh….what the hell is this?
Otto Zander: You know what? Fuck this. We barely took out the other huge vessel, and we lost two craft. I don’t want to risk having to bring that sons-of-bitch down and capture it with a rookie crew. Target the bombers instead. Launch the good ships!
Otto Zander: Good luck to you, pilots!
Otto Zander: My God, that huge ship has incredible firepower.
Otto Zander: It’s stopped, what’s it doing?
Otto Zander: What!?
Otto Zander: Oh please tell me that’s not a fifty-foot tall monster.
Tech: It’s chewing its way through the city!
Otto Zander: That’s odd – isn’t that building owned by Osiron?
Tech: Osiron’s fighting back!
Tech: Looks like this creature has no ranged combat ability. The Osiron craft aren’t getting attacked!
Otto Zander: That’s a major weakness of this creature if true.
Tech: And look at that! It’s getting crushed by the very buildings it’s destroying!
Otto Zander: Ha! Guess we don’t have to worry about these freaks anymore! Send a cleanup team and get MegaPol to seal off the area. I have a feeling that corpse is not going to fit in a containment unit.
Otto Zander: The scientists can conduct an autopsy on the spot.
Tech: Looks like all the UFOs have returned home – we managed to take down one purple ship.
Teppec: Alright guys, this one doesn’t look too bad. Fifty-five meters in diameter and seven stories tall, but almost all of that volume is concentrated in a central hump.
Teppec: Found the door, move in!
Teppec: Rocket make boom go now!
Teppec: Guys, kill those survivors, I’m going to the upper levels.
Teppec: Oh fuck me.
Velius: One down!
Tynam: Three more going…
Velius: AAAAHHHH!!!!!! HE SHOT ME IN THE GROIN!! OWEEOWEEOWEE!!!!!!
Teppec: ARGH! How about a missile for you guys?
Oystertoadfish: Megaspawn is down! I got the skeletoids!
Cabledude: TOP LEVEL IS EMPTY.
Tynam: MY BRAINS! NOOOOOOO!!!!
Booyah: MY BRAINS! AAAAAHHHH!!!!
Chuck Charlie: Popper! Watch out!
Guava note: So I hit ‘end turn’ and I’m attacked by three brainsuckers and a popper. They all kill themselves, and that’s all that were left. I win the mission!
MWWWWWAAAAHH!! I kiss you!
I COMMAND YOU TO LIVE! LIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!