Introduction

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark...







What?

Crusader Kings 2 is an excellent game made by Paradox: Interactive about the scheming and backstabbing politics of a medieval court. There have been a fair few LPs of it recently; for an understanding of the game mechanics and game foundations I direct you here. This game is going to get straight into the scheming and narrative without much discussion of the game mechanics behind it.

What?

While other Crusader Kings 2 Let's Plays have dealt with the trials and triumphs of Kings, Dukes and Emperors, Flamboyant Schemers concerns itself with the lowest of the low. We will be playing as Count Skjalm of Fyn. Count Skjalm rules a single, tiny, undeveloped insignificant province in the tiny, insignificant kingdom of Denmark. He has no titles, honour, prestige or political power to speak of. Moreover, Denmark is ruled by the disgustingly prolific Yngling dynasty, which starts the game with dozens of children and a stranglehold over the entire country so there's virtually no chance to murder our way into the throne.

Instead of grand conquest, this game is going to be concerned with the petty, self-important bullshit of a nobody in the middle of nowhere.

What?

This game will be run using CK2+ 1.33.15 by Wiz and all the presently available DLC.

Table of Contents

• Update 1: Rise And Fall
• Update 2: The Saint
• Update 3: Sorcery
• Update 4: Broken
• Update 5: Ledgers
• Update 6: Rage
• Update 7: Worth It
• Update 8: Tyrant
• Update 9: Kindness
• Update 10: Something Fantastic
• Update 11: Quiet
• Update 12: Fat Jesus
• Update 13: Poetry Slam
• Update 14: World Update
• Update 15: End Times
• Update 16: Sun Set
• Update 17: Acculturation
• Update 18: Small Things
• Update 19: Into The Blue
• Update 20: Legend Of The North
• Update 21: Mind Of A Legend
• Update 22: Growing Up
• Update 23: All Grown Up
• Update 24: State Of The World