The year is 1080. Europe is slowly emerging from the grip of the dark ages, but two scottish princes are only just emerging from the grips of their hangovers. Awakening to find themselves on the far side of the world, they and their followers must conquer or perish in an age of total war! This epic tale is the gold standard for narrative LPs.
Your Realtor failed to mention the giant holes in the walls, or the fact that the ghost of a serial killer is trying to bring the property to life, and now my apartment has been overrun with arbitrary hauntings and a shoddy plot. B-, would not use your services again.
Well, I'm sure I don't need to remind you what today is! What, you…you don't remember? Today is our Second Anniversary of Shininess! Oh, don't worry that you've not got me anything, because I got you something big: a shedload of shiny new features (we especially like the Reading List and the new Table of Contents), a brand new fancy logo, and some long-needed polishing!
I should also note the removal of donations. The archive started advertising well over a year ago, and since then Project Wonderful have proven a great partner. Although I can never adequately express my appreciation, donations are no longer needed to keep the archive afloat. Rest assured, though, that every cent, penny and "Mini-Euro" donated up to now has gone towards archive upkeep.
As always, please feel free to let us know what you think!