Introduction
Okay, lets try and keep this short this time.
This is Dominions 3.
This is whos playing. These might be recycled banners.
Fake pre-post editing edit: Oh hey, the banners actually line up, I was expecting Sauromatias stolen banner to be a different length. Convenient.
Arcoscephale Dexanth (Victor of My old LP, requires archives, thread dead/unfinished.) sorry
Tien ChI Feinne
Sauromatia Dawkish (Joint victor of Legomans LP, requires archives, thread dead/unfinished.)
Mictlan Lilli (me!)
Pangaea Irony.or.Death (Victor of Gabriel Popes LP)
Hinnom Buildscharacter (Joint victor of Legomans LP, requires archives, thread dead/unfinished.)
Lanka - TheDemon
Mods being used are Awesome Gods 1.7 and Awesome Endgame 1.3.
Where you come in:
You guys (the readers!) bet on players. Were going to be running a (fake) betting system here. Everyone starts with $1000 in
What is Dominions 3?
Its a somewhat old, quilt shaped random number generator. Truthfully its a decently old turn based strategy/grand strategy game with awful graphics, a worse UI, and some of the best game play Ive had from a TBS in a long time. The game is admittedly not for everyone, the UI is extremely obtuse, and players will often play many games (which can take upwards of a few months due to the normal speed of a turn a day) and still continue to find new undocumented hotkeys or tricks. There are plenty of other flaws, the learning curve is not exactly friendly, without help the mechanics can seem mystifying, there are few parallels between regular strategy games, and you cant even exert direct control of your units in battle, and there has barely been any price drop in the game since release (nine years ago). All that being said, its probably the game that Ive gotten the most playtime/fun out of pretty much ever, in addition to having a very pleasant community here on Something Awful.
Another Dominions 3 LP?
They never end, eh? Hopefully this one wont end up dead and buried like the rest of them.
Offering 2:1 odds on this thread dying before the game finishes.
How is this different from all the other failed Dominions 3 Lets Plays?
We ditched the Gabriel Pope style that has been used for the last five attempts (so far only one successful, which is Popes original thread ). This game will be a collective Lets Play. The players mentioned above will all individually be talking about their own turns. However, where this differentiates from the other LPs is we are (or I am) ditching any pretense of a story. This LP will focus largely on the metagame of Dominions, strategy, tactics, cool shit that happens, etc. Most of the stuff that kind of gets skimmed over in most threads or at least not as in depth as it could be for such a ridiculously convoluted game. Therefore, to facilitate such a silly goal, Ive rounded up a group of some of the very good players (at least in regards to mechanical knowledge) who are also likely to be active with posting. Additionally, the game is not guaranteed to do a turn-by-turn report like previous Dom3 LPs have, both in order to reduce workload on some of the players and because truthfully some turns are just boring as hell and not that interesting. Each individual player is likely going to talk about whatever the hell they want. We will attempt our best to maintain some kind of coordination with regards to updates, but most likely it will just look like some awful mess.
Why should I read this thread?
Do you love strategy games? Do you love talking about strategy, theorycrafting, or just talking about how awful other people are at games? This is the thread for you then! Even if youve never really enjoyed strategy games, Dominions is a pretty unique piece of work. It will hopefully be worth it if for no other reason than all the colorful commentary that all of the players and Dominions 3 community will provide. Were hardly infallible, but each of us is pretty good at this game, and will hopefully provide insight into what is a ridiculously opaque game. Oh also the thread can feed your gambling addiction.
I will try my best to keep quick links to everyone's posts actually about their turns, but there is going to be a lot of metacommentary in between actual update posts so it's probably worth skimming through the thread if you come in late.
Table of Contents
Mictlan
- Mictlan - Turns 1-3
- Mictlan - Turn 4
- Mictlan - Turns 5-6
- Mictlan - Turns 7-8
- Mictlan - Turns 9-10
- Mictlan - Turns 11-12
- Mictlan - Turns 13-14
- Mictlan - Turns 15-16
- Mictlan - Turns 17-18
- Mictlan - Turn 19
- Mictlan - Turn 20
- Mictlan - Turns 21-22
- Mictlan - Turns 23-24
- Mictlan - Turns 25-26
- Mictlan - Turns 27-28
- Mictlan - Turns 29-30
- Mictlan - Turns 31-32
- Mictlan - Turn 33
Arco
- Arco - Turn 1/Design
- Arco - Turn 2 and Oreiads
- Arco - Turns 3-5
- Arco - Turns 6-8
- Arco - Turns 9-13
- Arco - Turns 14-20
TC
- TC - Turn 1
- TC - Turn 2
- TC - Turn 3
- TC - Turn 4
- TC - Turn 5
- TC - Turns 6-7
- TC - Turn 8
- TC - Turns 9-10
- TC - Turns 11-12
- TC - Turn 13
- TC - Turns 14-17
- TC - Turns 18-19
- TC - Turn 20
- TC - Turn 21
- TC - Turns 22-24
- TC - Turn 25
Pangaea
- Pangaea - Turns 1-5
- Pangaea - Turns 6-10
- Pangaea - Turns 11-15
- Pangaea - Turns 16-20
- Pangaea - Turns 21-22
- Pangaea - Turns 23-25
- Pangaea - Turns 26-27
- Pangaea - Turns 28-33
- Pangaea - Turns 34-38
- Pangaea - Turns 39-41
- Pangaea - Turns 42-43
- Pangaea - Turns 44-47
- Pangaea - Turns 48-55
- Pangaea - Turns 56-63
Lanka
- Lanka - Turn 1
- Lanka - Turn 2
- Lanka - Turn 3
- Lanka - Peak Theorycrafting's Bless
- Lanka - Turn 4
- Lanka - Turn 5
- Lanka - Turn 6
- Lanka - Turn 7
- Lanka - Turn 8
- Lanka - Turn 9
- Lanka - Turn 10
- Lanka - Turn 11
- Lanka - Turn 12
- Lanka - Turn 13
- Lanka - Turn 14
- Lanka - Turn 15
- Lanka - Turn 16
- Lanka - Turn 17
- Lanka - Turn 18
- Lanka - Turn 19
- Lanka - Turn 20
- Lanka - Turn 21
- Lanka - Turn 22
- Lanka - Turn 23
- Lanka - Turn 24
- Lanka - Turn 25
- Lanka - Turn 26
- Lanka - Turn 27
- Lanka - Turn 28
- Lanka - Turn 29
- Lanka - Turn 30
- Lanka - Turn 33
- Lanka - Turn 35
- Lanka - Turn 36
- Lanka - Turn 38
- Lanka - Turn 39
- Lanka - Turn 72
- Lanka - Final Turns
Mini LA Ermor LP
- Ermor - Turns 1-3
- Ermor - Turns 4-6
- Ermor - Turns 7-9
- Ermor - Turns 10-12
- Ermor - Turns 13-15
- Ermor - Turns 16-18
- Ermor - Turns 19-21
- Ermor - Turns 22-25
- Ermor - Turns 25-27
- Ermor - Turns 28-30
- Ermor - Turns 31-34
Hinnom
- Hinnom - Turns 1-3
- Hinnom - Turn 4
- Hinnom - Turn 5
- Hinnom - Turn 7
- Hinnom - Turn 8
- Hinnom - Turn 9
- Hinnom - Turn 10
- Hinnom - Turn 11
- Hinnom - Turn 12
- Hinnom - Turn 13
- Hinnom - Year 1 Mistakes
- Hinnom - Turn 14
- Hinnom - Turn 18
- Hinnom - Turn 19
- Hinnom - Turn 20
- Hinnom - Turn 21
- Hinnom - Turn 25
- Hinnom - Turn 26
- Hinnom - Training Montage
- Hinnom - Turn 27
- Hinnom - Turn 29
- Hinnom - Turn 30
- Hinnom - Turn 32
- Hinnom - Turn 33
- Hinnom - Turn 34
- Hinnom - Turn 35
- Hinnom - Turn 36
- Hinnom - Turn 37
- Hinnom - Turn 38
- Hinnom - Turn 39
- Hinnom - Turn 40
- Hinnom - Diplomacy
- Hinnom - Diplomacy Notes
- Hinnom - Turn 41
- Hinnom - Turn 42
- Hinnom - Turn 43
- Hinnom - Turn 44
- Hinnom - Turn 45
- Hinnom - Turn 46
- Hinnom - Turn 47
- Hinnom - Turn 48
- Hinnom - Strategy
- Hinnom - Diplomacy
- Hinnom - Chapter 51
- Hinnom - Turn 49
- Hinnom - Fourth of July
- Hinnom - Turn 50
- Hinnom - Turn 51
- Hinnom - Turn 52
- Hinnom - Turn 53
- Hinnom - Turn 54
- Hinnom - Turn 55
- Hinnom - Turn 56
- Hinnom - Turn 57
- Hinnom - Turn 58
- Hinnom - Turn 59
- Hinnom - Turn 53
- Hinnom - Turn 60
- Hinnom - The Penis Mightier
- Hinnom - Turn 61
- Hinnom - Arcoscephale Post-Mortem
- Hinnom - Turn 62
- Hinnom - Turn 63
- Hinnom - Turn 64
- Hinnom - Special Edition
- Hinnom - Turn 65
- Hinnom - Turn 66
- Hinnom - Chapter 79
- Hinnom - Turn 67
- Hinnom - T'ien Ch'i Post-Mortem
- Hinnom - Azazel as the father
- Hinnom - Chapter 84
- Hinnom - Turn 68
- Hinnom - Turn 69
- Hinnom - Chapter 87
- Hinnom - ASCENSION
- Hinnom - Turn 70
- Hinnom - Turn 71
- Hinnom - Turn 72
- Hinnom - Turn 73
- Hinnom - Turn 74
- Hinnom - Turn 75
- Hinnom - The Story of Thanksgiving
- Hinnom - Turn 76
- Hinnom - Lanka Retrospective
- Hinnom - Turn 77
- Hinnom - Mictlan Post-Mortem
- Hinnom - Diplomacy
- Hinnom - BFFs FOREVER
- Hinnom - Turn 78
- Hinnom - Happy Holidays!
- Hinnom - The Army of King Hippomnomnomnom
- Hinnom - The Plan
- Hinnom - Sauromatia Retrospective
- Hinnom - Hinnom Retrospective
Sauro
- Sauro - Turns 1-6
- Sauro - Turns 7-12
- Sauro - Turn 13
- Sauro - Turns 14-16
- Sauro - Turns 17-19
- Sauro - Turn 20
- Sauro - Turns 21-23
- Sauro - Turns 24-26
- Sauro - Turns 27-29
- Sauro - Turn 30
- Sauro - Turn 31
- Sauro - Turns 32-33
- Sauro - Turns 34-35
- Sauro - Turns 36-37
- Sauro - Turns 38-39
- Sauro - Turns 40-41
- Sauro - Turns 42-43
- Sauro - Turns 44-45
- Sauro - Turn 46
- Sauro - Turn 47
- Sauro - Turn 48
- Sauro - Turn 49
- Sauro - Turn 50
- Sauro - Turns 51-52
- Sauro - Turn 53
- Sauro - Turns 54-55
- Sauro - Turn 56
- Sauro - Turns 57-58
- Sauro - Turns 59-60
- Sauro - Turn 61
- Sauro - Turns 62-63
- Sauro - Turns 64-65
- Sauro - Turn 66
- Sauro - Turn 67
- Sauro - Queens of Water
- Sauro - Turn 68
- Sauro - Turns 69-70
- Sauro - Turn 71
- Sauro - Turn 72
- Sauro - Turn 73
- Sauro - Turn 74-75
- Sauro - Turn 76 (A)
- Sauro - Turn 76 (B)
- Sauro - Turn 74 (Addendum)
- Sauro - Turn 78 After which it's all downhill!
- Sauro - Pre-battle
- Sauro - Post-battle
Mechanics
- Mechanics - Opinions about Prophets
- Mechanics - Interface
- Mechanics - Blessings Explained
- Mechanics - Fucking Stats, How do they Work?
- Mechanics - Graphs!
- Mechanics - Infrastructure Chat
- Mechanics - Hinnom's Pretender Design
- Mechanics - Taxation without Representation
- Mechanics - Troop Positioning and Scripting
Extras
- Extras - Mictlan's Opinions about Others - Part 1
- Extras - Mictlan's Opinions about Others - Part 2
- Extras - Lanka's Opinion about Mictlan
- Extras - Pangaea's Opinions about Others
- Extras - Songs of my People - Part 1
- Extras - Songs of my People - Part 2
- Extras - End of Gabriel Pope's LP
- Extras - Blood Magic
- Extras - Hinnom Rates Everyone
- Extras - Hinnom Rates Flavahbeast
- Extras - The Players (According to Schneeble)