Pork Lift posted:

blind? Yes. But the game is so linear that this shouldn't be a problem. Unedited? No. We would mostly like to preserve the full gaming experience for your viewing pleasure but we aren't entirely above speeding up some sessions or adding additional interest for the sake of your sanity and ours

Mr Moon posted:

LOOK AT THIS CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER why he's so WELL DRESSED and ERUDITE and BADASS and HANDSOME and I just DROWN in his EYES and oh jesus take me now oh prince of zepellins

Mr Moon posted:

beautiful even in death ;__;
Too bishounen for this world~

Mr Moon posted:

So bishounen one suicide just wasn't enough~

Mr Moon posted:

Oh. Uh...

Hey...

Hey there, Dajh.

Mr Moon posted:

In a special guest appearance, on loan from Kojima Productions, we present Hal Emmerich as Bartholomew Estheim, being a significantly better dad to Hope than he was to that albino kid

ScurvyKip posted:

I took it upon myself to rewrite the Shaft theme so it would fit this thread better:

Who's the black pilot dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SAZH!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that strikes poses while
He's in battle man?
SAZH!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat with golden guns
A L'Cie who is on the run?
SAZH!
Right On!

They say this cat Sazh is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Sazh.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but Razputin
HE'S SAZH!

Now with singing added!

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

I drawed the best!

Mr Moon posted:

Zackcat posted:

12x13 is my otp


true love waits months for updates.

Pesky Splinter posted:

Sazh secretly wants to be Bayonetta, with guns on his shoes.



Please forgive my terrible attempt at art.

alcharagia posted:

So I hear someone said something about The Adventures of Lightning and Space Pope?

McDragon posted:

Pork Lift, Hbomb, you brought this on yourselves.



Vanille is dead, because that seems to be a running theme. I couldn't be bothered to find a colour like her hair. Snow has his hat and I imagine the way he would antagonise monsters would be with a rude sign. Sazh has an afro with Rasputin, and an awful beard because I can't draw them. He has a gold cannon coming out of his mouth because I don't know how a dog would hold a gun.

Also I drew a Flan because they are great. And the other party members are off screen because I couldn't be bothered to draw them so they are saying things that should make them recognisable.

Snow's sign probably says something like "I am a hero" on the other side.

capslocksaurus posted:

I can't believe I just wasted time drawing this thing but there you go

Pesky Splinter posted:

The return of the Crystarium song, and me listening to too much Pink Floyd has brought this on:

"CRYSTARIUM" aka "Darkside of Cocoon"

If you can't read the songs, it says:
"Ohh Crystarium! Crystarium!"
"Gonna Genesis me so Crystos tonite!"
"All Hail to the Chocobo! (Fuck Yeah! Rasputin!)"
"Space Pope Blues"
And,
"Sazh-a-ma-phone".

Also:
"Flanimals"


"The Division Fal'Cie" (puns are hard).

Gnomebitten posted:

I kinda like their Cieth Barret-era stuff better.


Also anime comparisons make me think. XIII would be a really great game if all the characters handled it as if they were from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Non-EuclideanCat posted:

I hope you are pleased with yourself, Pork Lift. Your nonsense made me learn something today. To make this, I had to learn a bunch of features on GIMP that I've never used before. (Granted, I've used GIMP maybe twice in all the time I've had it (several years), but still.)



Team Awesome is unhappy about being edged out by Team Suck.

DoctorCatapult posted:

Y'know what this train wreck of a game needs? More eidolons, Vanille, and ~anime~.

capslocksaurus posted:

I don't know what y'all keep going on about Lightning, she's an incredibly realistic and coherent character that goes through a lot of development and and and

Fandom!Secrets posted:

a boxing teahorse posted:

It's quite possible that I'm in need of therapy.

capslocksaurus posted:

EAT THIS! I staggered it for you and it is delicious.

capslocksaurus posted:

With the info I gathered from this LP thread I drew what I'm sure is an incredibly accurate portrait of Pork Lift

Anoia posted:

I've been laid up for the past week, so I've been catching up on videos in a pain pill haze. As a get well soon thing, my girlfriend offered to make me a plush of anything I wanted. Only one thing came to mind...


Rasputin made flesh plush.


The shades are also removable.

alcharagia posted:

I'm not Pork Lift, but I think I do a pretty okay flan voice.

Pesky Splinter posted:

The immature 12 year old in me is laughing at the fact that Snow just hugged Space Pope. Imagine how awkward that would have been if he kissed him while he's playing dress up as Serah.


Would you guys say that RoboPope was the head honcho?

capslocksaurus posted:

Hi thread it's me again, I have nothing better to do with my life than reminiscing about the good old days (of last week)

Clark_Mk_IV posted:

I know it's a little late, but I had this kicking around on my hard drive for awhile, and Porklift said to upload it, so here it is. Some fanart:



Hope you're happy Porklift.

capslocksaurus posted:

PAH, WOMEN

ArchWizard posted:

Flanman sounds like the name some angry boffin could have.



Dr. Flanman just spent the whole day getting commando on some science. Now he's mad at you for getting between him and a celebratory pint.

Mr. Moon posted:

And now what you've all* been waiting for:

CHARACTER PORTRAITS

Serah Farron

Everyone's favourite inanimate object from FFXIII is back, and now you can dress her up in pretty clothes! Hooray!

Noel Kriess

"Dear diary:

Why are all the good ones taken?? Just met this amazingly cute girl who seems interested and then as per usual it turns out she's dating some JERK JOCK.

Why can't a Nice Guy like me get anywhere with the ladies, diary?"

The Monsters

L-R: Milly, Sazh Katzroy, Clifford (the Big Red Flan)

Caius Ballad (aka Hipster Sephiroth With The Soul Edge Except Purple)

Dresses up like a member of a race his people genocided centuries before? Check.
Flagrantly breaks copyright law? Check.
Weird My Little Pony/Skrillex hairstyle? Check.
I bet he even has a tumblr full of instagrammed sepia photos of the pavement.


I'm sure more will come soon.


*_{Like, three of you}

Mr. Moon posted:

And now....

Portraits Of The Characters Mr Moon Cares Less About (And Snow)

Lightning Farron

Is apparently Queen Shit of Time Mountain in this game, and is righteously pissed at Hipsterroth for some unexplained reason.

Snow Villiers

Wins the Groose Award for Best Worst Anime Hair In A Video Game.

Hope Estheim

Has graduated from "annoying and whiny" to "oh yeah he's around I guess".

And finally...

Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy Alyssa Zaidell

"I want Hope Estheim! _{And a rocket ship!}"