Introduction
Hello everyone, and welcome to my LP of Doom 3, the game that was "supposed" to be scary.I say "supposed" because it is not.
Having an enemy spawn behind you gets old real fast.
But enough of that.
This LP will be done in video, but with subtitles instead of commentating. Why, you ask? I'll tell you why: If you ever heard me talking/have talked to me, you'd find that I make rather lame jokes and often am to late with the punchline, but I found to be alot better at writing funny stuff than I am at saying it. Also: REALLY strong accent, which makes me have trouble pronouncing stuff and makes you have trouble understanding me. Last but not least: I see quite a lack of subbed video type LPs, so I sought to fix that.
Anyway, enjoy(or not
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Fanart
The "Great Communicator" by Sinix
The "Obnoxious Great Communicator" by Sinix
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Enemy List
Normal enemies
ArchVile:
Cacodemon:
Chainsaw Zombie:
Cherub
Commando (this is the minigunner version, the unarmed version has a tentacle for a right arm instead)
Flaming Zombie:
Hell Knight:
Imp:
Lost Soul:
Maggot:
Mancubus:
Pinky Demon:
Revenant:
Tick:
Trite:
Wraith:
Zombie:
Zsec (Zombie Soldiers):
Bosses
Cyberdemon:
Guardian:
Sabaoth/Sarge:
Vagary:
Videos
Let's play Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3! 
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Let's shoot innocent civilians! 
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Let's visit martianbuddy.com! 
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Let's see glimpses of hell! 
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Let's do an escort mission (with a good ending, I swear)! 
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Let's watch a properly compressed video! 
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Let's pl- YOU DO NOT USE A BFG FOR THAT YOU FUCKING MORON! 
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Let's listen to some technobabble! 
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Let's pl-RIP AND TEAR! 
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Let's disobey a direct order! 
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Let's demonstrate how pathetic the revenants are! 
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Let's bomb some cherubs! 
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Let's give our weapons silly names! 
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Let's obey The Great Communicator! 
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Let's double the subtitles for double the fun! 
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Let's argue with our Great Communicator! 
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Let's use the big guns! 
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Let's barely do anything! 
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Let's kick hells ass! 
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Let's make the Soul Cube our bitch! 
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Let's be denied our vengeance! 
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Let's kick ass, chew bubblegum, kick some more ass, laugh at Sarge, and kick his ass too! 
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Let's find out that mankind actually originated from Mars! 
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Let's go through the biggest FUCK YOU level in the game! 
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Let's descend into some ruins! 
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Let's have a dissapointing endbossfight! 
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Let's have an "epic" bossfight! 
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