Table of Contents
- Introduction - What's going on here?!
- Part 1: Meteorites, Space Bees, and Really Pissy Crows
- Part 2: The Mean Streets of Onett Town
- Part 3: Fuck tha Po-leece
- Part 4: Iron Pencils and the Erasers Who Erase Them
- Part 5: Bright Lights, Blue City
- Part 6: Ness + Paula + Mole = Fun
- Part 7: Brunch With Death
- Part 8: The Amazing Adventures of Jeff And His Monkey
- Part 9: Night of the Sticky Dead
- Part 10: Puke and Lots Of It
- Part 11: Road Trippin'
- Part 12: Fear and Loathing in Dusty Dunes Desert
- Interlude: Sesame Seed Theater
- Part 13: Lament of the Third-Strongest Mole
- Part 14: The Incredible Vanishing Paula
- Part 15: Sidemoon edisnoom moon side moonside noomedis
- Part 16: Wisdom of the Desert Monkey
- Part 17: The Terror of Shroom!!
- Part 18: Sun, Sand, Summers
- Part 19: The Dame Smelled Like Bananas
- Part 20: The Heroes of Magnet Hill
- Part 21: Enter the Dungeon (Man)
- Part 22: Belch Harder
- Part 23: Falling Starmen
- Part 24: Lightning Bolts & Library Books
- Part 25: The Writing On The Wall
- Part 26: The Land Before Mind
- Part 27: Is There Anything Magicant Do?
- Part 28: Hitting Close To Home
- Part 29: Revenge of the Psychic Robot Kids from the Future
- Epilogue: All's Well That Ends...
- Part 30: Hitting the Fourth Wall with a Multi-Bottle Rocket