Table of Contents
- I got my license!
- Dirt McGirt is born
- Dirty's first job
- Dirt gets punished
- Our first tournament
- Checking out the trainers
- Power training and Dirty learns to sit
- Dirty hits the training center
- Winter D Cup
- Official D Cup
- MINES!
- Home improvement, and another tournament
- Training and more training
- Getting lost at the Titus temple
- Meet Megatron
- Megatron crushes E Rank
- Training blitz
- Fall D Cup
- Making a man out of Megatron
- Megatron crushes the Official D Cup
- Training hijinks at the center
- Megatron learns a new dance
- Exploring Reno
- MORE POWER!
- Official C Cup
- Little Sideshow Charlie writes about his visit to the C Cup
- Hunting with Megatron
- Megatron is in his most important stage now
- Exploring Titus again
- Guard duty
- Holly at the Spring B Cup
- Power training and montages
- Official B Cup
- MOORREE POOWWEERR!!
- Toot toot power train's a'comin'
- Holly and Megatron load up on taffy
- Official A Cup
- Raisin' Skill and killin' gorill...a.
- Breaking the Official S Cup
- One golem, on the rocks.
- Kill Bongo
- The worst song, played on the ugliest guitar
- Funeral for a Failure
- Galvatron funkin' it up
- Crushing both E and D cups
- We build up Galvatron's intelligence and speed.
- If I ever use Eye of the Tiger in another LP, you have permission to punch me in the stomach.
- To Hartville!
- Phanto is born
- Phanto limb
- Ghost Dad
- Phanto eats the E Cup
- Holly and Phanto go to the circus
- Phanto takes on D Rank as I bury the last of my originality
- Phanto is evil, you see. I am embellishing that fact for humorous purposes in this fictionalized playthrough of a children's video game.
- Destroying Official C Cup
- To Hartville! Again!
- Schild Krote has a friendly match against Norman
- Raising a rock
- Shild Krote plans his revenge.
- Stonewalling the Official E Cup
- Vandalized!
- Kilroy was here, much to my dismay
- Fucking chicken-cycle
- Kilroy whips D Cup
- Jungle Adventure Update
- Cannon to the groin
- Skills to make the Kil(roy)s
- Chickening out of C Cup
- Going through monsters like butter through hot knives
- Francis and the Sting Dust adventure
- Going postal
- Gunning down the Official D Cup
- Wikipedia and the sea
- Rockin' out the Official C Cup
- The Moors
- Cokin' up the Official B Cup
- Fuckin' dragons
- Desert robots!
- Clay dolls and Android Hell
- Sweetmeatin' Official A Cup
- Francis summons the undead and wins some invitationals
- Tomy and the grand finale