Introduction
Chip: "I feel like I'm looking at a promotional poster for a Harry Potter movie."
Snark: "Harry Potter: All Growed Up."
not really.
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories (which shall henceforth be called "ShatMemz") is a
The game follows Harry Mason, writer and professional funny-face maker, as he struggles to search for his missing daughter in Silent Hill while being endlessly distracted by shiny objects, things that make a lot of noise, and his irrational urge to prank call every phone number he sees.
Well, rather, we're in therapy, recounting the story to our douchebag doctor, Dr. K, who I assume has been hired to help us overcome our addiction to prank-calling. It's a choose-your-own-adventure story except the story isn't… actually… really… "affected" at all by your choices, just the ending.
I did a blind run. And I recorded it in a most impressively awful way. So, along with cruddy audio and pretty damn irritating commentary due to being an excited little sperg to play this game, it made for a heinously ugly, shitty LP. So I made a good LP too, which shows off as much as possible within reason/sanity and is recorded like someone who actually knows what they're doing. As a result of it being a blind-run, I didn't know when to cut off the episodes, so the blind run and good run episodes will not be "synced" in regards to game progress.
The Blind Run was a "terrible dad" run, and the Good Run is a "start off a sex-crazed jerk to get a certain character, then try undo it and see if we can get a good guy ending" run. Let's see if it works!
Here's the introductory movie which plays when you idle for too long on the start screen of the game. | |||
Good Run | |||
Intro/Rant: I'm not trying to make you hate this game. | YouTube | ||
I love my daddy. | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Psychologically freaking out | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
A Lovely Family Home | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
I love the woods | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
The Choking Game | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Fuutbawl | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Hackers | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Dahlia | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Hello Nurse | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Stupid, Sexy Lisa | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Mall Madness | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Cinefone | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
I love my daddy AGAIN | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Tons of Wiggly Snakes | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Tigers and Candy | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
The End | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary | |
Copyright-friendly version of The End | YouTube | ||
Alternate endings! | YouTube |
Blind Run | |||
CherylCherylCherylCherylCherylCherylCheryl | YouTube | ||
First Nightmare and Car Trouble | YouTube | ||
DEEP HURTING | YouTube | ||
Gitchur hands outter yer pants | YouTube | ||
Queerus Pantus Removus | YouTube | ||
School | YouTube | ||
Art Class | YouTube | ||
Not the right kind of stressful | YouTube | ||
DEEP HURTING, PART 2! | YouTube | ||
Fucking Bridge | YouTube | ||
What Did She Say? | YouTube | ||
Yaaaay | YouTube | ||
Homer | YouTube | ||
Bubblegum Crisis | YouTube | ||
Objects in the Rearview Mirror | YouTube | ||
DEEP HURTING, PART 3! | YouTube | ||
Sure Do Like Sarcasm | YouTube | ||
End!! End!! | YouTube |
Changes 01! | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary |
Let's Explore The First Nightmare! | YouTube | |
Changes 02! | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary |
Let's Explore The Second Nightmare! | YouTube | |
Changes 03! | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary |
Let's Explore The Third Nightmare! | YouTube | |
Changes 04! | YouTube | |
Let's Talk About RawShocks | YouTube | |
Changes 05! | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary |
Let's Explore The Fourth Nightmare! | YouTube | |
Changes 06! | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary |
Let's Explore the Fifth Nightmare! | YouTube | |
Changes 07! | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary |
Changes 08! | Full Commentary | Cut Commentary |