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Welcome to The You Testament: Fuck MDickie Edition. The You Testament is an action/adventure title that places you in the role of one of Jesus' disciples during the length of his ministry. It is the last game developed by internet celebrity and independent game design legend MDickie. It represents the sum total of his efforts and draws on the experience gained from every previous project, truly his crown jewel. For more details, listen to the man himself.

Unfortunately for MDickie, the game blows. I have found nothing in this game worth playing that can't be explained away by Stockholm Syndrome. I spent nearly two weeks doing a near-complete graphical and sound mod. It looks like shit. The idea was to make the game non-sensical and terrible on the outside to better match what's under the hood.

In order to play the mod first download and install the original from MDickie's site. If you don't his ego will shrivel and you will be guilty of murder. Then download the mod from the above link in this post and unzip the files. The files will correspond in name to others in whatever folder you downloaded the game to. Replace the originals with the mod and you're golden. I recommend keeping the originals somewhere. It will allow you to "play" it as "intended", and also to make your own changes. The "Faces" folder also includes a list of the 76 new characters and the "photo album" folder holds a set of sreenshots I took during the testing phase. The mod loads slower than the original because the new files are larger.

What's changed?

• 76 out of the 78 faces are recognizable characters, many of which fit the facial features beneath and none of which belong in Bible Times
• All 4 skybox backgrounds are new
• The original soundtrack composed by MDickie has been replaced by 4 popular songs that keep me sane while playing this mess
• Most sound effects, especially fighting noises, have been replaced with free .wavs from sound effect dumps.
• Most costumes have been altered, some subtly, most not.

Everything else is still all-MDickie. The unrecognizable characterization of Jesus, terrible animations, unpredictable AI, and overall terribleness have been left intact. I would encourage anyone to make their own more in-depth mods and show off the results. So far I've only found one other mod, and it only adds hi-res textures. Changing the game is now easier than ever because MDickie has made the source code available for download. Turn the characters into frog men, make the Jesus powers work backwards, physics hacks, story and script edits, its all yours for the taking.

Table of Contents

• Chapter 0
• Chapter 1: The Journey of a Thousand Frustrations Begins with a Single Step
• Chapter 2: Proper Posture is Paramount
• Chapter 3: Manhood
• Chapter 4: A Leader of Men
• Chapter 5: Family Ties
• Chapter 6: Trials and Tribulations
• Chapter 7: I fought the law
• Chapter 8: The Long March
• Chapter 9: Back in Business
• Chapter 10: The World Turned Upside-Down
• Chapter 11: Bankruptcy
• Chapter 12: The Death of a Friend
• Chapter 13: The Beginning of the End
• The Final Testament

Vanilla Videos Featuring Chip Cheezum
The Gospel of Hank: Hosted blip.tv Viddler
Josiah's Adventure in Jesus Land Part 1: Hosted blip.tv Viddler
Part 2: Hosted blip.tv Viddler
Part 3: Hosted blip.tv Viddler
Part 4: Hosted blip.tv Viddler

The Final Testament Bonus update showing all the powers and mods in action with professional narration.

FAN CONTENT/OTHER MODS

Fuck MDickie 3 Ways Edition Combining my mod, Spelling Mitsake's Topsy Turvy Israel, and RoadCrewWorkers Mody Dysmorphia
The Topsy Turvy Israel Mod Download by Spelling Mitsake.

MDickie's Mody Dysmorphia download by RoadCrewWorker; With video:


MDickie's Blog Read by Ohmadon, aka Dan McNeely.

Headstand mod by RoadCrewWorker:


Albino Jerk and Konjuro made a gif together:


:mdickie: by Mindbleach