Part 90: Chapter 90
President Ark posted:
Wait, how were we able to pick up that massive clam? The thing must weigh a ton!
Our strength is as the strength of ten because our hearts are pure.
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Not buying it, huh? OK, it was steroids. Are you happy?
Avenging_Mikon posted:
>learn dwarvish
Hey, it might work!
If not...
>eat magazine
Dammit, we WILL eat something.
>up
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>learn dwarvish
That's not a verb I recognise.
Are you kidding? I can barely speak english!
>eat magazine
That's plainly inedible.
Our quest to find something to eat which won't render the game unwinnable continues.
AutistTree posted:
>tear magazine
>fold origami knife
>open clam
What an amazingly original plan! Let's see how that works out.
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>tear magazine
That's not a verb I recognise.
>fold origami knife
That's not a verb I recognise.
Not only aren't we Garrett, it turns out we aren't Yomiko Readman either.
So we have requests to go in literally every direction we can. We can do this.
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>u
At Complex Junction
So going up takes us back to the room we went east from to get here.
CaptainCaveman posted:
First go west to see if it leads back where we came from or not. If it does, return here and go east.
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>e
In Anteroom
A sign in midair here says "Cave under construction beyond this point. Proceed at own risk. [Witt Construction Company]"
>w
Bedquilt
You are in bedquilt, a long east/west passage with holes everywhere. To explore at random select north, south, up, or down.
Going west takes... us...
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To explore at random select north, south, up, or down.
takes us...
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To explore at random select north, south, up, or down.
takes us...
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To explore at random select north, south, up, or down.
oh god.
Let's see what other requests we had...
Nick Buntline posted:
>east
>fuck you
God damn you.
Well, let's see if going east gets us back there.
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>e
At Complex Junction
Close enough.
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>e
In Anteroom
A sign in midair here says "Cave under construction beyond this point. Proceed at own risk. [Witt Construction Company]"
>e
At Witt's End
You are at Witt's End. Passages lead off in *all* directions.
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Heaven help us. And yes, the name of the construction company was there specifically for this pun as far as I can tell.