Knock knock skitstövel—it's Mattias Nilsson! He's brought the other Mattias Nilsson with him, and together they're going to clean up/mess up/annihilate (delete as appropriate) the mean streets of Caracas in the name of not-so petty revenge. I'd probably want to drop something ridiculous on a guy who shot me in the upper thigh, too.
All women are playthings in my hand! Learn how to become a popular man without being creepy? Or just watch the greatest man-child incarnate ruin it in this humorous game that is actually a parody of dating sims!
Believe it or not, today is the 10 year anniversary of the archive opening its doors.
On 2nd of February 2007 From Earth posted the very first archive announcement thread, with only 7 LPs at first: Dungeon Explorer, Final Fantasy VIII by Leovinus, Flashback, Silent Hill 1 & 2 by From Earth, and Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines.
Now the archive is hosting Two Thousand (count them - that's 2000!) LPs. That's an amazing milestone to hit, congratulations to all the LPers in these hallowed halls!
To celebrate this landmark we're enjoying a retro day! Experience the archive almost approximately similar to how it was when it first launched!