Part 27: Hopper Rouley and the Totally Necessary Chapter
Hopper Rouley and the Totally Necessary Chapter






Just so you guys remember, Hopper is supposed to take Thorn to Opacum while Ake and co are supposed to put him in jail to be executed without trial.
I don't understand why anyone willingly follows the Jeranan royal family.

TheGreatEvilKingSummary posted:
: How did Thorn escape? Magic!
: Man it sure felt great to help Thorn escape.
: You gonna say anything? Oh well, I'm sure a wizard baron swordsman wouldn't know anything about jailbreaks. So we're still hunting down Thorn, right?
: Yup, though now everyone thinks hes a wizard now. But we should avoid Brann because he sucks so bad he was mistaken for.a black hole by leading physicists.
: Yes! We are telling you, the player, that Brann is bad!

Oh come on game! Can we have some Lo Pheng time now?

Nope!


It's funny because she's into Thorn and wood is slang for an erection!





I would say this is consistent with Gleda's character but her character bounces from boisterous action girl to morality person and now to vengeful murderer with poor long term planning skills.
She never gets any better.
Meanwhile Alette, the daughter from the Banner Saga, actually grows and develops as a character, evolving from a girl who doesn't want to hurt anyone into a fearless warrior and leader of men.

Remember this guy? We bailed him out after he got drunk, stole some shit, and murdered an innocent potter?
It's time to learn his tragic backstory!


You kinda earned them what with being a drunken murderer.




Is it bad I think Fisk would be a much better main character than Thorn?



I don't like where this is going...





...Fisk is just a drunken incel, isn't he? Dude is seriously a war hero, you're telling me he can't go out and meet some other girl? Lo Pheng knows a few ladies who...actually would have a problem when this guy gets drunken and violent. Sigh.










TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:
: Ha ha you're a drunkard.
:
I hate myself.
: You were a hero! The king recognized you! What the fuck happened?
: Well, I spent my time stalking your wife. Then she didn't want to have sex with me because I was creeping on her even after her brother sicced dogs on me.
: THAT WAS YOU? WHAT THE FU-
: You don't know how lucky you are. Yea your wife got hideously murdered, but she was super hot and I wish I had a day with her. Damn you, Chad Brenin! If only the writers had designated me as the main character, instead of a comedy murderer man!
: If you'd touched her I would have killed you. Stop whining.
:
I tried to get away, but then you moved her to my town! Instead of maybe getting out and meeting some women, I became an alcoholic!
: Ok dude enough with the emo shit, get your life together because Liki's fucking dead and if you don't get over her you're gonna die a virgin.
Yea Fisk kinda...sucks. I think he's supposed to have PTSD but the timeline is never really elaborated on. Was he stalking Liki before the war? It seems her existence is the catalyst that drives him to drink rather than war induced PTSD. My guess is that his mother's death, the war stuff, and his unhealthy fascination with Liki all combined into one little pile of self-loathing which only gets worse when he gets drunk and murderous.
If you took away him murdering people and stalking Liki you'd have a pretty interesting protagonist - trying to overcome his PTSD and drink, get over the woman who got away and survive this crazy world.
But this is Ash of Gods, where the random party members you meet turn out to be sex offenders who escaped from jail.
Next time, we learn about the Wonder Twins' tragic backstories!