Part 8: Hot Rod Hoodlums

: "It's Buzzcut."

: "Let's see if he has that bear."

: "Heh heh, anal cavity."

: "Hey, how's it going?"

: "HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE SYMBOLS OF FREEDOM? YOU BOYS ARE ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC!"

: "AFTER WHAT YOU DID I SHOULD... FROM NOW ON THE VETERAN'S HALL IS OFF LIMITS TO YOU TWO."

: "Um, Mr. Buzzcut?"

: "THE BEAR IS STRAPPED TO MY VEHICLE. DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU SON? VETERAN'S HALL. PRONTO!"

: "Yes, sir. Sorry, sir."

: "Cut it out, butt munch."

: "Yeah *cough*. Come back here *cough*. We need that bear, heh heh."

: "IF EITHER OF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH THAT BEAR, THERE WILL BE HIGH HELL TO PAY FOR IT. COMPRENDE?"

: "Uh, *cough* I can't breath, sir *cough*."

: "THAT'S THE IDEA, NUMB NUTS. NOW SHUT UP. END OF CONVERSATION."

: "Um, sir? *cough*"

: "SHUT UP, BEAVIS. YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRUD."

: "*cough* Kick him in the nads."

: "HNNG. YES, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR. I FEEL NO PAIN, SIR."

: "Let's get out of here."

: "Now how are you supposed to get into the hall without the keys? Boy, I tell you what."

: "Are you listening to me, son?"

: "Uh, why don't you stay here and make sure no hoodlums mess with the bear? I'll go and get the keys. Comprende?"

: "Boy, I tell you what. This younger generation don't know the meaning of the word..."

: "Heh heh."

: "Huh, huh."

: "Whoa, a moose, huh huh."

: "Check this out."

: "There's something in there Beavis. I can hear it."

: "Huh huh, bear butt."

: "Um, heh heh, that butt is not bare. It's hairy."

: "Beavis, don't try to be smart, dumbass."

: "Check in his anal cavity, Beavis, huh huh."

: "No way! That things got teeth."

: "Not in his butthole, butthole!"

: "Heh heh, I knew that. Um, pardon me, um, sir. This won't hurt a bit."

: "Um, I felt something, but I couldn't, like, grab it."

: "Check again, dumbass."

: "Uh, okay."

: "Whoa, heh heh, I thought bears only took dumps in the woods, or something."

: "Uh, it's the door opener."

: "I'll be damned. That bear was hiding it."

: "Yeah, he needs to get some pockets, huh huh."

: "Now we need to, like, get Todd's car keys out of Gina's locker, or something."

: "Maybe the janitor will want that squirrel, heh heh."

: "Whoa, that's, like, a good idea, Beavis."

: "Uh, here you go."

: "Wah ah ho. It's a new friend. A new friend. How pretty. Ha hah oh, Thank you."

: "Um, heh heh, is that squirrel pretty?"

: "Don't ask, don't tell, dude, huh huh."

: "I wonder if McDicker is still up on the roof?"

: *knock* *knock* "Somebody please save me! Uh, I'm getting hungry."

: "Hey Beavis, we're using tough love, huh huh."

: "Um, heh heh, anybody home... and naked? Damn it, this locker room is chick free."

: "Huh huh, that rope is
dangling."

: "I remember this one time I climbed to the top of that rope and then I scored, heh heh. It was pretty cool. You weren't there."

: "Beavis, you could never climb that rope and you're never going to score."

: "I can to and I did score. Damn it, see?"

: "Ow Butt-head, this rope is, like, too hard."

: "Huh huh."

: "Don't worry dude, I'll help you."

: "Ow! Cut it out, bunghole."

: "Towels usually suck, but this ones cool."

: "Cool, heh heh. I think I'm at the top, or something."

: "That's a big rope you're pulling there, Beavis, huh huh."

: "Hey Beavis, cut that rope, 'cause it might come in handy, or something."

: "Oooh yeah, heh heh."

: "Dumbass."

: "Beavis, you dill wad. Get the hell off of me."

: "Where the hell are we?"

: "Uh, huh huh, the boiler room, i think."

: "Whoa, heh heh, that's a big ass hole."

: "Uh, huh huh, excuse me?"

: "Where does that go to, Butt-head?"

: "You made that, dumbass."

: "Oooh yeah. But, um, you didn't answer my question, bunghole."

: "Heh heh, look Butt-head! It's paint!"

: "Uh, yeah. I can see that, Beavis."

: "Huh huh, she has a
tool."

: "Yeah, heh heh. She probably goes to, like, Tech High, or something."

: "You don't know anything, do you, Beavis?"

: "Um, heh heh, what does a janitor need a file cabinet for?"

: "Uh, maybe he keeps, like, puke samples on file, huh huh."

: "What's that?"

: "It's that master combination list."

: "Heh heh, the
masturbation list?"

: "Yeah. Yours is probably a mile long, huh huh."

: "Heh heh, yeah, maybe five miles."

: "Now let's get Todd's keys."

: "Whoa, Todd's keys, huh huh."

: "Let's go get Todd's car and then he'll, like, let us into his gang, huh huh."

: "Yeah, this is gonna rule, heh heh."

: "Heh heh, here dude. Try on these teeth."

: "Whoo hoo hoo hoo, thanksh fella. Thatsh right kind of you. Now I can eat sholid food again."

: "Lookie here! They fit like a tight rubber glove."

: "Ribbed for her pleasure. huh huh."

: "Cool, huh huh. This must be the car Todd was talking about."

: "Yeah, yeah. Vreeooow, heh heh."

: "Todd said we shouldn't let anyone see us in the car. Uh, maybe we should, like, disguise it, or something?"

: "What does the plate say?"

: "Um, 'L', 'E', 'R', 'Zero', 'Y'. What's that, Butt-head?"

: "I think that's, like, a different way to spell Todd, or something."

: "Todd's going to like what we're doing to his car."

: "Really, heh heh. He's gonna be like 'I should have let you dudes mess with my car a long time ago.'"

: "Cool, huh huh. Todd's going to, like, make us his partners, and stuff."

: "Yeah, it's, like, we're almost his partners now and this is just going to put us over the edge to, like, being his partners."

: "Uh, Beavis, remember when I told you about saying stupid stuff?"

: "Um, no. I don't remember that, heh heh."

: "I said 'Don't.' Don't say stupid stuff."

: "Oh. Sorry about that, heh heh."

: "Hey dudes! Remember us?"

: "Cool, huh huh. Farmers daughters."

: "No, dudes. We're the chicks you saw in the tank."

: "Nice wheels man."

: "Heh heh, we're gonna be in the gang."

: "Like, why don't we have some
fun first?"

: "Yeah, like, you two get in the trunk and we'll, like, tie you up. It'll be cool."

: "Uh, are you, like, being kinky, and stuff, huh huh?"

: "You'll find out."

: "Cool, heh heh. Surprises kick ass. Yeah."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjCMOUGXT-c

: "Can you see anyone?"

: "Beavis, you fart knocker. I can't see anything, huh huh."

: "Locked in a trunk? It could only be Beavis and Butt-head."

: "Hello? Um, Hello, heh heh? Butt-head? Butt-head!"

: "Yeah Beavis?"

: "Ahh! Don't scare me like that."

: "Beavis? Butt-head? It must be you."

: "Diarrhea cha cha cha. Diarrhea cha cha cha."

: "Diarrhea cha cha cha. Diarrhea cha cha cha."

: "Um, heh heh, are you gonna get us out?"

: "You know, if you said 'please' once in awhile people might be more helpful."

: "Oh yeah, heh heh. That's, like, a good point, or something. Now get us out of here!"

: "Do you guys want my help or not?"

: "Uh, are you sure you're Daria and not, like, some hot chick, huh huh?"

: "If you help us, we'll, like, do something nice, and stuff."

: "I bet."

: "Natural cover boys. By the way, you're welcome."

: "Huh huh, she said
come."

: "Let's ride! Ride!."
Highly suggested you watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYIU9O--ds
(And that's the end of the LP! Here's the last extra video, which is also the last hidden video on the game disc. It's very mysterious and probably important.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfSjmAwh4-M