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Beavis and Butt-head in Virtual Stupidity

by Boyks

Part 8: Hot Rod Hoodlums





: "It's Buzzcut."
: "Let's see if he has that bear."
: "Heh heh, anal cavity."



: "Hey, how's it going?"



: "HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE SYMBOLS OF FREEDOM? YOU BOYS ARE ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC!"



: "AFTER WHAT YOU DID I SHOULD... FROM NOW ON THE VETERAN'S HALL IS OFF LIMITS TO YOU TWO."



: "Um, Mr. Buzzcut?"
: "THE BEAR IS STRAPPED TO MY VEHICLE. DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU SON? VETERAN'S HALL. PRONTO!"
: "Yes, sir. Sorry, sir."





: "Cut it out, butt munch."
: "Yeah *cough*. Come back here *cough*. We need that bear, heh heh."
: "IF EITHER OF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH THAT BEAR, THERE WILL BE HIGH HELL TO PAY FOR IT. COMPRENDE?"
: "Uh, *cough* I can't breath, sir *cough*."
: "THAT'S THE IDEA, NUMB NUTS. NOW SHUT UP. END OF CONVERSATION."
: "Um, sir? *cough*"
: "SHUT UP, BEAVIS. YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRUD."
: "*cough* Kick him in the nads."



: "HNNG. YES, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR. I FEEL NO PAIN, SIR."
: "Let's get out of here."





: "Now how are you supposed to get into the hall without the keys? Boy, I tell you what."
: "Are you listening to me, son?"



: "Uh, why don't you stay here and make sure no hoodlums mess with the bear? I'll go and get the keys. Comprende?"



: "Boy, I tell you what. This younger generation don't know the meaning of the word..."



: "Heh heh."
: "Huh, huh."



: "Whoa, a moose, huh huh."
: "Check this out."



: "There's something in there Beavis. I can hear it."



: "Huh huh, bear butt."
: "Um, heh heh, that butt is not bare. It's hairy."
: "Beavis, don't try to be smart, dumbass."
: "Check in his anal cavity, Beavis, huh huh."
: "No way! That things got teeth."
: "Not in his butthole, butthole!"
: "Heh heh, I knew that. Um, pardon me, um, sir. This won't hurt a bit."



: "Um, I felt something, but I couldn't, like, grab it."
: "Check again, dumbass."
: "Uh, okay."



: "Whoa, heh heh, I thought bears only took dumps in the woods, or something."
: "Uh, it's the door opener."
: "I'll be damned. That bear was hiding it."
: "Yeah, he needs to get some pockets, huh huh."





: "Now we need to, like, get Todd's car keys out of Gina's locker, or something."
: "Maybe the janitor will want that squirrel, heh heh."
: "Whoa, that's, like, a good idea, Beavis."











: "Uh, here you go."



: "Wah ah ho. It's a new friend. A new friend. How pretty. Ha hah oh, Thank you."





: "Um, heh heh, is that squirrel pretty?"
: "Don't ask, don't tell, dude, huh huh."





: "I wonder if McDicker is still up on the roof?"



: *knock* *knock* "Somebody please save me! Uh, I'm getting hungry."
: "Hey Beavis, we're using tough love, huh huh."



: "Um, heh heh, anybody home... and naked? Damn it, this locker room is chick free."



: "Huh huh, that rope is dangling."
: "I remember this one time I climbed to the top of that rope and then I scored, heh heh. It was pretty cool. You weren't there."
: "Beavis, you could never climb that rope and you're never going to score."
: "I can to and I did score. Damn it, see?"





: "Ow Butt-head, this rope is, like, too hard."
: "Huh huh."
: "Don't worry dude, I'll help you."



: "Ow! Cut it out, bunghole."
: "Towels usually suck, but this ones cool."



: "Cool, heh heh. I think I'm at the top, or something."
: "That's a big rope you're pulling there, Beavis, huh huh."
: "Hey Beavis, cut that rope, 'cause it might come in handy, or something."
: "Oooh yeah, heh heh."



: "Dumbass."



: "Beavis, you dill wad. Get the hell off of me."





: "Where the hell are we?"
: "Uh, huh huh, the boiler room, i think."





: "Whoa, heh heh, that's a big ass hole."
: "Uh, huh huh, excuse me?"
: "Where does that go to, Butt-head?"
: "You made that, dumbass."
: "Oooh yeah. But, um, you didn't answer my question, bunghole."



: "Heh heh, look Butt-head! It's paint!"
: "Uh, yeah. I can see that, Beavis."







: "Huh huh, she has a tool."
: "Yeah, heh heh. She probably goes to, like, Tech High, or something."
: "You don't know anything, do you, Beavis?"



: "Um, heh heh, what does a janitor need a file cabinet for?"
: "Uh, maybe he keeps, like, puke samples on file, huh huh."



: "What's that?"
: "It's that master combination list."
: "Heh heh, the masturbation list?"
: "Yeah. Yours is probably a mile long, huh huh."
: "Heh heh, yeah, maybe five miles."







: "Now let's get Todd's keys."





: "Whoa, Todd's keys, huh huh."





: "Let's go get Todd's car and then he'll, like, let us into his gang, huh huh."
: "Yeah, this is gonna rule, heh heh."









: "Heh heh, here dude. Try on these teeth."



: "Whoo hoo hoo hoo, thanksh fella. Thatsh right kind of you. Now I can eat sholid food again."



: "Lookie here! They fit like a tight rubber glove."
: "Ribbed for her pleasure. huh huh."











: "Cool, huh huh. This must be the car Todd was talking about."
: "Yeah, yeah. Vreeooow, heh heh."



: "Todd said we shouldn't let anyone see us in the car. Uh, maybe we should, like, disguise it, or something?"



: "What does the plate say?"
: "Um, 'L', 'E', 'R', 'Zero', 'Y'. What's that, Butt-head?"
: "I think that's, like, a different way to spell Todd, or something."







: "Todd's going to like what we're doing to his car."
: "Really, heh heh. He's gonna be like 'I should have let you dudes mess with my car a long time ago.'"



: "Cool, huh huh. Todd's going to, like, make us his partners, and stuff."
: "Yeah, it's, like, we're almost his partners now and this is just going to put us over the edge to, like, being his partners."
: "Uh, Beavis, remember when I told you about saying stupid stuff?"
: "Um, no. I don't remember that, heh heh."
: "I said 'Don't.' Don't say stupid stuff."
: "Oh. Sorry about that, heh heh."





: "Hey dudes! Remember us?"
: "Cool, huh huh. Farmers daughters."
: "No, dudes. We're the chicks you saw in the tank."
: "Nice wheels man."
: "Heh heh, we're gonna be in the gang."
: "Like, why don't we have some fun first?"
: "Yeah, like, you two get in the trunk and we'll, like, tie you up. It'll be cool."
: "Uh, are you, like, being kinky, and stuff, huh huh?"
: "You'll find out."
: "Cool, heh heh. Surprises kick ass. Yeah."



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjCMOUGXT-c



: "Can you see anyone?"
: "Beavis, you fart knocker. I can't see anything, huh huh."
: "Locked in a trunk? It could only be Beavis and Butt-head."
: "Hello? Um, Hello, heh heh? Butt-head? Butt-head!"
: "Yeah Beavis?"
: "Ahh! Don't scare me like that."
: "Beavis? Butt-head? It must be you."
: "Diarrhea cha cha cha. Diarrhea cha cha cha."
: "Diarrhea cha cha cha. Diarrhea cha cha cha."
: "Um, heh heh, are you gonna get us out?"
: "You know, if you said 'please' once in awhile people might be more helpful."
: "Oh yeah, heh heh. That's, like, a good point, or something. Now get us out of here!"
: "Do you guys want my help or not?"
: "Uh, are you sure you're Daria and not, like, some hot chick, huh huh?"
: "If you help us, we'll, like, do something nice, and stuff."



: "I bet."





: "Natural cover boys. By the way, you're welcome."





: "Huh huh, she said come."



: "Let's ride! Ride!."

Highly suggested you watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYIU9O--ds

(And that's the end of the LP! Here's the last extra video, which is also the last hidden video on the game disc. It's very mysterious and probably important.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfSjmAwh4-M