Part 10: My tank is an explorer.
Me and my brothers explored the first three areas quite a lot, so we knew we would be able to reach some of the inaccessible parts later in the game. Those useless bits of knowledge would help me later in life when I had emulation and save states.GuavaMoment posted:
Kudos for knowing where the level 7 entrance was.
Chapter 9: My tank is an explorer.
: Now this is what you call an all terrain vehicle.
: You know I can go places : ...
: Look I even have independent suspension!: 
: I have an idea!
: Take THAT common sense!: 
: Fuck you niggers!
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: Fuck you platforms!
: Love ya short-cut!
: O woe! A series of platforms! What will I ever do?
: 
: Weeeeeeeee~!
: Hey where do we need to go anyways?: Area 3.: Roger!
: Lets go to Area 1 first!
: Go here and start climbing the wall.
: Just watch out for enemies! They will knock you down if they hit you.
: HAHAHAHAHA!: Son of a bitch!
: Keep on going on the ceiling until...
: I bet you didn't know this was here. Why the hell would the designers put these power ups here so far away from anything? 
Anyways I am willing to bet there more "Hidden" caches like this so lets ex...............................................
: MASTER 
! Terrible news master! The main computer has been destroyed amd most of the machines are going haywire. We must secure you for the glory of the Plutonia empire!
: miau~
: Master are you even here all I can hear is you...*click*
: ...r loyaWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?: MIAUGRUAAAAAAhhh~~~~
: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH*crunch, crunch, gulp*
: BUUUUUUURP~
...............................s bullshit man, all those lost hours an nothing else? Jesus...
Anyways lets go to Area 3.
: My most favorite area in the game!: ...
: Hey you still haven't answer...: NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GIRLY MACHINE NEEDS.
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: Look I'm not that kind of guy. I like my girls with less metallic content...
: OH GOD I'M FAT! : Well... You are a tank after all...
: : Jesus Christ, what kind of maniac made you?
: My creator listed watching super robot anime and building models as hobbies.: That was a rather quick change of attitude. 
: He created me in order to mass-produce fembots with "moe" personalities... Whatever that means...: ...
: He was killed by a mob of ultraconservatives for "his crimes against humanities", the military found me and used me as a navigational AI in the tank. And that's all there is to it.
: Lets never speak of that again...: Deal.Next time on LP! Blaster Master: My tank is fight.