Part 11: Chapter 10: My tank is fight.
Chapter 10: My tank is fight.
: Have I reached this level when I was I kid I would have shitted my pants. "Organic" levels gave me nightmares. 
: Even the ground feels squishy. 
: There are more spikes in this area than the other areas combines. Jesus.
: Well, we need to do the platform puzzle, easy but annoying.: You know what?: what?
: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!
: Be glad I'm a sadist. 
: 
: The bad thing about the last two upgrades is that the tank tends to stick to the floor. This makes some of the jumps annoying.
: Hay guys is this the boss door?
: Don't talk shit about boss man!: Most doors in here are downright annoying and offer very little reward. Spikes, pits, lots of enemies for a glowing P and some homing missile ammo, ugh.
: Did I mention there is lot of spikes here: Well now we...: SHUT UP.: 
: I don't have time for this bullshit.: Ok, ok. I get it. 
: 
: I can do this the hard way...
: Or the slightly less harder way...
: I fucking hate you, Plutonia empire.
: Taking the right door...
: Leads you to a rather easy door, with nice loot. Convenient to refill your gun bar (there is a flashing gun icon in there).
: Is it me or is the floor pulsating? : It is. I can give you its pulse if you like!
: Look a redskull bomber. I'm shak...
: OH JESUS CHRIST!
: This is the end of the line for me, you need to go on foot from here on.
: Please don't die.: IF it weren't for the fact that you are a fucking creepy AI, I would be touched.
: This is all there is?
: You won't get past us!
: Now to find the boss door...
: There are more then one door in here, but just go straight up.
: SHOW YOURSELF COWARD!
: Mraaaaaurghhhhh~: What the fuck?
: Grruuaughhhhh~: A fucking cat?
: Not shown: Get close to the boss and spam grenades to get an edge on it. Once it starts shooting the rocks, back down and shoot
: I wonder what sorts of attacks this has...
: One more rock? I guess he is going to shoot soon...
: Three?
: Four. 
: Yes that's all he does: Five... 
: I want muties, I want spleens~~~: Huh
: Mutie mix Mutie Mix~~~
: Please deliver~~
: MIIIIIIAAAAAAaaaaauuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhh: 
: MY CATS! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
: He is easy compared to the last boss. You just need to take him to a side wall and hopefully he will be stuck in only one attack animation. After that all you need to do is spam grenades
: Well done human! You have found my weakness.: What are you talking about you are just a fucking human too! LIES AND SLANDER!
: TAKE THIS!
: Blargh.: VICTOLY!
: I STILL HAVE ONE LIFE LEFT YOU FUCKER!: WHAT?
: DIE ALREADY!
: YOU DELUDED PIECE OF SHIT!
: NO! IMPOSSIBLE!
: MY EMPIRE WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!
: IMPOSSIBLE HOW COULD I BE BEATEN BY A SINGLE HUMAN!
: I KNOW, I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME!
???: Self destruction sequence activated...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
: HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITNext time on LP! Blaster Master: This is the end.