Part 9: My tank can stick to ceilings.
Chapter 8: My tank can stick to ceilings.
: Where to now?
: Back to Area 2.
: This is a really cool upgrade.
: HAHA, no seriously, where to?: Area 2.
: ...: Yeah, I feel your pain...
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: That was certainly annoying.: Sufferi...
: :wrongful: Oh you big baby! 
: Well at least the next area has a hot gimmick.: A fire area is certainly better than a ice area.
: How did you know?: I had a burning sensation!: 
: Even though me and my brother never got this far, we all knew that there was something up there.
: We tried countless time to get up there by using a full hover bar, but we only saw the bottom of a platform...
: So the day I climbed that wall...
: And saw the door...
: It turned out to be...
: A Magical day . 
: That was certainly a useful upgrade.: All the upgrades are useful.
: The key wasn't fucking useful.: You did open some doors with it!
: ONLY TWO DOORS!: Sorry to interrupt our heated debate.
: Be we have arrived.: Hmmm, toasty.
: That's not cool anymore, you know.: Don't be so hot headed.
: This level gimmick, besides fire, is portals! But always remember the Blaster Master motto: "The deeper you go, the better it is!".: This time I'm like Ice baby.: What? You gonna play with fire this time?
: I just lost my cool last time.: I'm only warming up in here, bring it!.
: Boy, you need to take a hot shower and cool off a bit.: You know I'm hot stuff baby!
: WILL YOU FUCKING STOP THAT! : Sorry.
: ParaMuties?: They are no troopas, boy! No troopas!
: Good thing I can FOCUS: Nobody is going to get that you know.
: I always go for the long shots.: ...
: Jump little buddy! Jump!: 
: Are we there... 
: Yet...?: GET OFF AND FIND THE LAST UPGRADE YOU FUCKING WHINER.
: Same tips as in the area 4?/swamps apply here too.
: Except is not as linear.
: It sometimes loops too! 
: I'm not even going to ask...
: MR FROOOOG?!?!
: hElLo, HuMaN... i WaS eXpEcTiNg YoU...: WHERE IS MR.FROG?: hE iS iN yOuR tAnK, uNcOnCiOuS. dEfEaT mE aNd My InFlUeNcE oVeR hIm WiLl EnD...
: He is no different from the first frog fight, only this times he moves somewhat more randomly and faster...: What IF I refuse?
: yOu KiLlEd My LiTtLe BrOtHeR... YoU cAn't ReFuSe...
: He also fires more fireballs and instead of a tongue...
: FiGtH mE!
: hUnDrEdS oF yEaRs AgO, mE aNd My BrOtHeR wHeRe BoRn On A pLaNeT sImIlAr To YoUrS...
: mE aNd My BrOtHeR wHeRe BrOuGhT aBoArD a SmAlL sPaCeCrAfT tO tEsT tHe EfFeCtS oF fTl TrAvEl On LiViNg BeInGs...
: He has a FLAMING tongue.: We LiTeRaLlY fElL OuT oF rEaLiTy AnD sPeNt CoUnTlEsS TrYiNg To GeT bAcK...
: bUt We ChAnGeD, wE "mUtAtEd", We "GrEw", We BeCaMe An AbNoRmAlItY iN a SeA oF aBnOrMaLiTy...
: aNd OnE dAy, We WoKe Up HeRe. I wAs MoRtAlY wOuNdEd, BuT I wAs SaVeD wHeN tHeY iMpLaTeD tHeIr MaIn CoMpUtEr In My BoDy. My BrOtHeR lOsT hIs EyEs AnD pArT oF hIs SaNiTy...
: He is vulnerable to the infinite grenade trick too.: BuT wE kNeW tOo WeLl ThAt ThE eMpIrE wOuLd FaLl AnD tHaT wE wOuLd DiE bY yOuR hAnDs...
: WeLl DoNe HuMaN...: YOUR STORY CONFUSES AND ANGERS ME.
: mY sToRy Is ThAt Of BlOoD, tOiL aNd TiMe... YoUrS iS oF hErOiCs...: IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SORT OF SENSE! 
: AnD hOrRiBlE jOkEs... HeH...sO... fArWeLl, HuMaN... mAy We NeVeR SeE aGaIn...
: Now that's just lame...
: DoN't WoRrY lItTlE bRoThEr; i'M gOiNg To MeEt YoU iN hElL...: hAhAhAhAhAhhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA
: Jesus fucking Christ, what is Mr. Weird Person thinking?
: I can hear that, you know.
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What was that?
: Is this your frog?: Fuck the frog for now, lets just end this.: Roger!Next time on LP! Blaster Master: My tank is an explorer