Part 12: No Gods No UIWVMXW
Update 11 - No Gods No UIWVMXWWe've raided TransTech (not completely) and found a ton of quest items. We have many options as to which quest we should wrap up first. I'm going to do one that you all probably forgot about.

Yeah, remember Zeus? We met him in cyberspace, and he said he wanted to kick our ass irl. One time, a guy on the internet gave me some address in chicago and told me to come fight him in real life after we had a disagreement about radiohead on some internet forum. Let's see if internet tough guys have beefed up a little in 2094. Stark is feeling mighty strong after sacking the headquarters of future Manhattan's most powerful private tyranny, so this shouldn't be a problem. Hopefully.


Maybe we have. No internet tough guy in sight. Funny how Stark can just get into somebody's dorm room without any trouble.
Location posted:
The room is neatly and orderly, hardly the sort of chamber you had imagined for the 'awesome' Zeus.
There is a person in the room, however.
Paula DiMigglio posted:
A New York University sophomore is hard at work studying at her desk. She is slight of stature, with an innocent, intelligent face.
Could it be?



Shock the matrix! The internet tough guy was, in fact, an internet tough gal. I'm glad to see some cyberprogress.


If we choose no, that's it and we can't do this sidequest. She just tells us to get out.


Something related to the structure of cyberspace? This sounds interesting. And it involves a data cage? Sounds like Banks should have checked himself before he decked himself. Lucky for us, we just happened to get the only data cage key that exists in BloodNet just a little bit ago. Also note that "all N's are L's". I'm sure that won't come up again.
Paula's dorm room, which happens to be a whole lot bigger than the double I'm in, has a cyberspace port. It's the future version of an Ethernet port: NYU dorms come standard with them. I'm sure Paula won't mind if we deck up.


The writers threw us a softball by giving us the code, instead of some sort of puzzle to figure it out.


Sorry Paragon Virtuals ICE, we're in cyberspace. Don't you know that reality is a social construct, anyway? The Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity proved it.

Location posted:
Your data angel spins through the virtual beams and spans of a data cluster. You are nervous. A person with Hopkins-Brie Syndrome shouldn't be in cyberspace. You gamble that your neural implant can hold out while you take care of business.
We better do this quick. It's not like we've been in cyberspace multiple times for extended durations or anything.
That tenticle thing is a data cage. Odd that they chose something so organic looking. Banks is caught inside of it.


This is weird. The game's files say that the text here should be: "Helpmeyoumusthelpmereleasemebodyweakcagedfordaysnofoodboxdecay. . . " but it looks like the coding fucked it up. BloodNet, ladies and gentlemen. The voice actor says what appears in the game's dialogue files.



How stupidly reckless! Stark is much smarter than that. That time in Tackett's apartment never happened.

So we'll use that data cage key.

If we were ever caught, which will never happen since we've got balla decking equipment, we could use that to get out of any cage.


Another clue similar to the one Paula gave us. Hmmm. Let's deck out.

I am, as well. We'll head there right now, but Central Park is on the way, and we've got a quest to finish there.



Take Object posted:
Kimba West takes the Fiber Optic Cable
All right, Jason. What ICE-shattering knowledge are you going to lay on us?


Why, BloodNet, why?
- We already raided TransTech.
- This central computer bullshit seems to be another unimplimented feature.
- We already have a security drone virus that I completely forgot about.
- We already killed a securty drone (an invisible security drone, at that. Maybe that's another coding error.) with two shots to the torso with a shotgun. Any central computer bullshit is trumped by this, unless it would stop the attacks completely. But we don't ever get to find out if it would have.


This wireless decking unit is another unimplemented feature, among many others. I think that the wireless effector we found in the last update was supposed to be a component of it.

The writers are laughing in our faces. Speaking of writers, there are two people that are credited for both game deisgn and writing (with no one else being credited for either): Laura Kampo and John Antinori. In fact, the game files containing the dialogue are actually named JOHN.TF and LAURA.TF. In the following two years after BloodNet, the two went on to play a part in developing both Hell: A Cyberpunk Thriller, and the Bureau 13 video game. Monomania in video game form.

Banks' hunger should be sated by now.

I guess so!



Am I using this slang correctly, youngster?



That's right, Stark. Seize the means of cyberproduction!

He doesn't seem to understand how the capitalist mode of production functions.

Did you see the body on the floor? What do you think they did?!




He's going to take you out for a night on the town - flatter you into helping him. Again, it's completely obvious what he's going to do!


Thanks for conveniently giving us the WELL address before we agreed to help. He's like those bad guys in poorly written movies that reveal their master plan in its entirety to the protagonist, who then goes on to use that knowledge to completely thwart the villan's plan, resulting in the villain's capture or death. These writers weren't any better. Let's see what Stark says if we agree.

Palmtop? Those shitty little computers from the 90's? Did anyone ever use them? I guess the writers thought they'd be hot shit in 100 years.


We have four enemies to deal with. From left to right:
- the Security Captain - He uses his goddamn fists to fight, and thus does barely any damage.
- Some guy named Jonah - uses a machine pistol. Unfairly, when enemies use weapons that count as jury-rigged, they don't jam or blow up.
- Someone named Kelly - uses a White Noise Blaster
- And a Mercenary, who uses a Stun Stick. It's a melee weapon that sucks.

This fight goes on for way too long. Most of the enemies are wearing armor that's resistant to Hi-Tech Weapon damage, which most of our party members, the exceptions being Max Bax and Stark, are dealing. Plus, both Max Bax and Stark keep constantly missing for some unknown reason. Their stats are good enough where missing should be a rare occurance, but here they do it constantly. The fight ends up lasting 8 rounds.

The reward is junk equipment to sell for money that we don't need.


Now we can explore the place uninhibited.
Location posted:
Bank's Verbatim's blood drains into an open pipe in the center of the room. You saved him only to send him to his death. [Like we knew that was going to happen!] His apartment--more like a warehouse than a home--is crammed with equipment and computers. You have little trouble believing that Banks could locate the cyberspace source code.
Hoarders must know what's up in cyberspace. That's the only conclusion I can come to.
There are three items on the ground waiting to be picked up:
Diagnostic Unit - We bought one of those to make the electronic lockpick.
Energy Interface - This is a component of the Bio-siphon (a useless biotech weapon), Inert/Rad Suit (which isn't explained anywhere in the manual and I've never jury-rigged one), and the Arno Suit. The arno suit is described by the manual as such:
The Manual posted:
Arno(ld) Suit: Increases a character's strength by 50%.
It, like the Inert/Rad suit, can only be aquired through jury-rigging. I'm interested to see if it actually works.
And lastly, there's a Dragon Soul Box slightly obscured by a shelf in the background. That'll go right into Starks' deck.
Now, we've got a nonsense well address: MNQUQTIVM VJM UIWVMXW. This turns out to not be valid. But we've also got two clues that can help us make sense of it. Paula Di Maggio told us that "All the N's are L's." Taking that into account, we get:
MLQUQTIVM VJM UIWVMXW
That didn't help much! It only changed one letter! But wait, Banks also gave us a clue: "All the M's are E's."
ELQUQTIVE VJE UIWVEXW
There are no more clues in the game to help us, so it's up to us to do it ourselves. How many three letter words can you think of? How about ones that end in E? The one that is used most frequently is the word, THE. If we substitute all V's as T's, and J's (there's only one) as H's, we get
ELQUQTITE THE UIWTEXW
or, more simply,
EL_____TE THE ___TE__
That first word is looking like it could be eliminate. If that is the case, then Q's are I's, U's are M's, T's are N's, and I's are A's.
ELIMINATE THE MA_TE__
BloodNet desperately wants to be anti-authoritarian, so that last word must be masters.


Fuck that puzzle. That took a while to figure out.

After a search, we find a file.
Source Code posted:
A fragment of exceedingly complex computer code that is a fragment of the cyberspace source code.
Exceedingly complex? We know just the guy to help us with that.
Part 2 posted:
If you come across any computer code that you don't know what to do with, we can probably help you. Bring it here.
We should take Penn Martinez of the Houston Matrix Rovers up on his offer. On the way down there, we should probably tell Paula what happened to Banks.


Well that's a little somber of an ending to that part of the side quest. Can Penn brighten our day up?





Like raid the headquarters? No, never.

Is antihero even an appropriate title? Stark sometimes has good goals, but he has them for the worst reasons.

That explains Starks' dialogue from earlier, where he told Rags that "Penn told [him] that [Rags has] been collecting whispers about the Star Chamber", but it baffles me how out-of-order it was.
Give Object posted:
The Innoculator is placed in your decking unit's memory.


What? That doesn't follow from the conversation you were having. Anyway, Reflex might be able to tell us more about this code.



He says this even if your decking skills are as good as they can be.



No, he actually looks like he just told a joke and is waiting for a reaction. Actually, knowing Stark, he looks like he would if he pushed a kid down on the playground.


Too bad we'll never know more about this. I'm not kidding. It's never brought up again. On a lighter note, we have a quest item to give to Hakim. He was looking for that Praxis 3000, and we found it at TransTech.


The only other thing to do with the deck is to sell it, so why wouldn't we say yes?

Take Object posted:
Hakim Maghsoudi takes the Praxis 3000.

If we want to revive Charley Flyer (and it's appropriate to now reveal that Charley can join us if we revive him), then we need to recruit Hakim. To do that, we need to go to the Abyss and recruit Cisco. After we recruit Hakim, we can get rid of Cisco, if we'd like. For now, we'll head to the Abyss.



Oddly enough, we aren't given a choice. I saved before this happend, so if what I think is unlikely to occur, and the thread doesn't want to recruit Cisco, and thus doesn't want to revive Charley Flyer, that's a viable option.

Cisco is pretty unremarkable. He's just another fighter, and his clothes are the same as Garrick's.

Hakim is a different story. In my view, he's one of the best party members you can get.

I think I've seen his clothes somewhere else before.

Another funny thing is if you examine an item while in his inventory screen.

The colored border happens with every party member, but normally it's just another dull looking color. Here, it become awesome.
So we've got two votes to make. First, do we recruit Cisco? If we do, who does he replace? Then, will we recruit Hakim? Oddly, if we do, we can replace Cisco with him and it's fine. So, who will he replace, if we do? We're missing one last piece of Charley Flyer's mind, but when we get it we'll go back to the hospital.
Main Quests
Bring Chuck (Electric Anarchy) the TransTech list of Deirdre's associates
Incriminate Walter McCalaster for Bill Dougan, in order to help Mother Mary
Kill Abraham Van Helsing
Visit the Red Crosse Knights (175th Street)
Side Quests
Collect the other one piece of Charley Flyer's mind
Coover Tristan (Kafka Conspiracy) wants us to non-violently steal a multi-channel transmitter from the Icon Robbers and bring it to him
Cyril Thorpe (Cafe Voltaire) wants us to put something he calls "the possession" next to his physical form
Find more shit for Larisa Mayne (Plaza Hotel) to cure her madness
Bring Bertrand Foucault (Plaza Hotel) the blood-synthesizing nanotech
Find out what's up with the two pieces of the amulet we are in possession of
Bring Shock Maraud the Rimbus Database
Meet Emily Esaki at the Hellfire Club
Lazlo (Lazlo Green) wants to destroy the Morph Spawner from the BLACKWOOD WELL
Tit for Tat
Phree Taught (Electric Anarchy) will trade sleeping gas for a dragon soulbox
Collect $10,000 from Phracktle K. Oss (Electric Anarchy)
Sis Konfigg (Doom Pilots) will trade a Level Four Cloak for the well address of the New York Bank
Wyche Gibbons (Museum of Modern Art) will trade $4000 for the book, Mystics of Catal Huyuk, from the New York Public Library
WELLs
MEDIUM is Cyril Thorpe's personal WELL
MOZART is Notional Lab's WELL. It supposedly holds morph codes
BLACKWOOD supposedly contains a Morph Spawner. We need a specific essence to get in
New Location Gained
Banks Verbatim