Part 3

Introduction: Part 3


Jinkies, we better go check it out!

I hate myself.



Something is wrong with the cat.



JACKPOT


Welcome to the world map.


This is _____'s house.


This is Velma's house.


It's a pig sty.


LARA has crunchy legs. This will actually mean something later.

Enough of this! Off to the faire!



Welcome to the faire!


FUCK


Oh, whew. They're racing.

A tad deeper into the square...


Melchior is a cool name.


I'm not crazy enough to grind for 4000G.


The pedophilic connotations are incredible.


All right, this is boring...


Hm...


I wonder what's up here...


WHAMMO


I can't time screenshots for the life of me.



In this day and age, no. Because now I can sue you.



This woman has no peripheral vision.


Being the gawky teenager that he is, _____ nabs the pendant in hopes of possibly getting in this girl's pants.



Saying no results in Dark Side points. No it doesn't.



Saying Sorry results in a game over. No it doesn't.


"Yes. Yes I am. Can I touch you yet?"




This girl also has a name.

Her name is not TONGS.