Introduction

So what the fuck is DOGCHILD?

DOGCHILD is a piece of shit "action-adventure" game that me and goonfriend Crosspeice found when digging around for shit to make fun of.
It is a kid friendly tale of a guy with a goddamn ridiculous name and his dog with a slightly less ridiculous name going on a grand adventure to protect animal rights, using a ball and piss.
It controls like shit is super buggy and has at least one stretch that is some of the worst platforming I've done in a video game, has a fairly poorly thought out central tag-team mechanic and SWEET BANK SHOTS.
Obviously we had some drinks and recorded it straight through blind.

[Characters]

TARPAK

Has a dumb name, likes animals,unexplained scar on chin, looks like a douchebag, will fucking nail you in the head with a ball.


TARAO

Is a dog, seems cool, would pet.

Videos

Episode 1: Subtitled Barking Polsy

Episode 2: Non-Standard Boss Tactics Polsy

Episode 3: 2 Types of Maze Polsy

Episode 4:One Short of a Six Pack Polsy

Episode 5: Legsy Polsy

Episode 6: I am the greatest navigator of mazes who has ever lived or ever will Polsy

ICE PHYSICS: ICE PHYSICS ICE PHYSICS(polsy)

Episode 8: THE SHOCKING CONCLUSION Polsy

Episode T: Fuckin Toro! Polsy