The Let's Play Archive

Daikatana

by Proteus4994/Suspicious

Part 6: Icelab




John.





John?





John, come on. I'm sorry, dude.

Go away. You're a jerk.

I didn't mean it, John.

Say I'm as good of a game designer as Warren. Say it!

OK, John, you're a better designer than Warren. Just come out. I'm trying to do an update.

I don't believe you! You didn't sound like you were telling the truth!

I am, John, I swear! Just come on out here, please? Look, I even got you a present.

.........a present? For me?

Yeah, John, I got you a tasty popsicle. Come on out, please?

OK. I'm out. Where's my popsicle?

It's in the freezer. Hold on, let me go get it.

























AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......*slam*

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Icelab Intro (Google)
Icelab (Google)
Icelab Outro (Google)

(This update is dedicated to deathz0r, who got me a good clean picture of the Romero head from Doom 2. Also, we think that we're not at the max skill level in this video. We were. The skill levels go 0, 1, 2 not 1, 2, 3 like I thought in the video.)

(I ain't afraid to double-post. )

dat one portagee posted:

Uh oh, I think you've traumatized John. How will you ever get him out now?

That's a good question.

Hey Jooooooooooooohn!

Fuck you.

No, seriously, dude, I got something I know you'll like.

Fuck you. Twice.

You get to be an attention whore!

.........really?

Yeah, come on out, buddy.

I swear to God, if you're lying to me, I'm not coming out again.

I'm not. You know what the next map is, right?

It's my game, you fucking idiot. Of course I know what it is. It's the last map of episode one.

And what does that mean?

This is your idea. How in the hell would I know?

It's where you get to answer people's questions!

What? I didn't agree to that!

Actually, you did. In the first post.

......shit.

So everyone, submit your questions for Mr. Romero, and you may get a chance for him to answer them in the next update!

Do I have to do this?

Shut up, you know you're dying to.

.....OK, fine, I'll do it. Dick.

Oh, by the way, John, guess what.

What?



My god, I hate you so much. Why am I even doing this?

Because I'm the only one who'll play Daikatana.

Good answer.


Edit:

Linguica posted:

Did anyone else notice Superfly's hilariously racist about-face in the outro video?

Let's go get the daikatana!
Fuck that, let's get the hell out of here.
It's worth four million credits...
HELLS YEAH, DIS NIGGA GON COME UP ON LOOT

This is hilariously accurate. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to use the line "HELLS YEAH DIS NIGGA GON COME UP ON LOOT" in a future video.

JohnCarmack posted:

Good job on Daikatana, asshole!!!

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! I'll deal with you in the next update, you talentless sack of shit.

Just buy a fucking account already. God damn.

I'll be damned if I'm letting some asshole who built this website based on making fun of talented game developers like myself have a penny of my money!

You can't afford ten bucks, can you?

..................no.

(also, kudos on whoever did the John Carmack gimmick account. I was so tempted to make a JohnRomero (or rome.ro) gimmick account for this thread, but decided against it.)