Part 2: Recipes 2
I was inspired by how well-recieved the Sinner's Sandwich was by the thread that I decided to try and take the key elements of the Sinner's Sandwich (turkey, crunchy cereal, and sweet/tart strawberries) and transform it into another dish. The product of this decision, the Sinner's Schnitzel, is as follows:
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First thing's first, some appropriate music to cook by.
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Our ingredients. Sauce ingredients are to the left: strawberries, a jalapeno pepper, two cloves of garlic, and a shallot.
Stuff for the breading is to the right: cornflakes and egg.
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First, the sauce ingredients get diced up...
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...and put into the pan on low heat. This will cook down into a sort of relish or jam. I seasoned it with a little salt and sugar while it cooked down.
The final product ended up halfway between sauce and salsa, and the whole thing ended up a coral pink kind of color. Weird, but it tasted OK. It felt like there was something missing, though. I think I might have been too restrained in seasoning it.
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While the sauce is coming together, it's time to get the schnitzels ready. They were out of turkey breast at the store, so I got chicken instead, in this case, thin sliced chicken breast. They were still a little on the thick side, but a some pounding took care of that. That was followed up with a dip in the egg, and then the crushed cornflakes.
Ideally, you should dredge the meat in flour first to make the breading stick better, but I forgot we were out of flour. Also, leaving the schnitzels in the fridge for about 5 minutes to let the breading 'set' helps a little, too.
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Once the schnitzels were ready, they got pan-fried. I used butter cut with a little olive oil, but any fat/oil ought to do it.
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Final service. Sinner's Schnitzel, with Bachelor ESB. Creme Egg for dessert. Remaining strawberries and a Gin Ricky for after-dinner refreshment.
Lessons learned:
- Dredge in flour first to improve breading.
- Leave white membrane on when dicing jalapenos to increase heat.
- Be more heavy-handed when seasoning sauce. Never be timid when cooking, right Zach?
- To bring thing's full circle, this can be served in a hoagie bun, making the Sinner's Schnitzel Sandwich. But then the universe might implode.