Part 16

You start singing 80's hair metal, and I will cut you.




Secret base! I hope it's a tree fort.


Of course they don't know about the stones. I mean it's not like they've sent at least a hundred people after Reina because she has one.


Dear Albert,
Please come visit me at my secret base to learn about the magic plot device stones. I won't tell you where the base is, so you know it isn't going to be an ambush. I hope you can find directions.
Love,
Christina


What a let down.




Hi Christina!



Man why do all the girls in this game gotta be crazy?


Blah blah blah who is after Reina this time?



My god, that's one ugly- hold on. Bolthead? I think we've hit our first stupid name!
Bolthead!
BOLTHEAD!

Anyway, I guess it's video time. Fun with Bolthead / Backup


He managed to twirl his staff through the ground as he died.





His head bolted into the wall. Because that is part of his name, you see.

Oh, you're still here? Guess it's one more soul to feed my TRAP addiction.

What Christina doesn't know, is we secretly replaced her doormat with Folgers instant catapult. Let's see if she can tell the difference.



Well that was fun. She kept managing to heal herself, so I had to effectively kill her three times over.

And then she ran away.





She was headed somewhere. You could say she was boltheaded.



What an ominous camera angle.


















What a bitch. I'm glad Reina refused to help her.


Princesses are the best assassins.













This ring reduces a TRAP's charge time



Next time, by popular demand, we have more crazy bitches to fight! Because you can never get sick of fighting the same people with the same results over and over again.