Part 2: SAY he's cool.
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Cue Redman. Stoned as fuck and asleep on the couch. God bless you Redman, you keep living that dream!
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Sticky Fingaz: YEAH! YEAH! GAME OVER! THAT'S WHY I'M THE CHAMP, BITCH!
But Method Man aint rising to this shit. Sticky is a button masher and a cheap asshole. Check the video, he's totally spamming medium punch over and over. Sticky fucking SUCKS!
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Method Man:
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D-Mob: Thought I was what? arrested?
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Sticky: Who dis?
D-Mob: This is Oyster, the guy who was saving my ass whilst you two clowns were playing video games!
Method: At least we still around. Who knows what people are thinkin' after that shit you pulled, man.
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Look, we got to count up our soldiers and put them on the streets now! So is Oyster in or out?
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D-Mob: He's in!
Method: Remember man, we don't know shit about this guy, No offence.
Sticky: YEAH! Looks like a straight. How we know he's cool?
D-Mob: Because I SAY he's cool.
See Oyster. You aint so bad.
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Method: If he stays, he's gotta be able to carry his own weight. Can you fight?
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Oyster: SHIT, DOG! CAN I FIGHT? I CAN BEAT QUICK MANS STAGE WITH MY EYES CLOSED!
VIDEO
http://www.dailymotion.com/LennyLasher/video/3747781
FIGHT!
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Oyster Vs Trick. Trick being one of the few made up goons you fight.
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THE FOUNDATION
Welcome to the Foundation. The proving ground for D-Mobs soldiers. As you can see the Foundation is in some sweaty basement and draws its influence from Fight Club.
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Trick: I'M GONNA BREAK YOU IN TWO, HOME BOY!
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Oyster: Shit. Wait. You mean fighting in real life? Like, with my hands? Oh god, no! NO! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS!
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CRACK
Oyster: AUGH!
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Trick: C'MERE, BITCH!
Oyster: NOOOOO!
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Then something happened. A gut feeling began to rise within Oyster. This was it, fight or flight. Instincts took over and with a primal scream Oyster changed that night.
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And thus Oyster learnt how to fight and twatted Trick in the face with a lead pipe.
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FUCK YES! Oyster is now a lean, mean fighting machine. But he's not a tank yet. He only knows Martial Arts because it's
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We get home and there's a voicemail from Method Man.
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Method Man: HEY! Looking good out there D-Mob is liking what he sees. Keep it up. Talk to you later!
Ludacris: Don't know what kind of talent D-Mob thinks he sees in YOU but you better step up. No time for losers.
We also get a message from Henry Rollins telling us to get down the gym and more clothes have been delivered to the shop.
See you next time when the fun really begins!