Introduction
So basically sometime in China, this guy wrote a really big book about the fall of the Han Dynasty called Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Although it's a good book and all, we will be playing the too long; didn't read RPG version, as I never got into the SRPG version, or whatever it's supposed to be.
Unfortunately, the Megaman sticker will not be included in this LP, as I am a cheap bastard.
Destiny of an Emperor came out in NA in 1990, and naturally being about an obscure piece of history for North America, it was sort of an obscure game itself. Although it is as linear as a piece of uncooked spaghetti, and has other issues with balance and whatnot, it provides a decent summery of the book- ..well at least until midway where things begin to go to outer space. It also has a pretty cool soundtrack that I urge you all to give a listen to, in which I will supply the music.
Main Characters



So without further ado...
Table of Contents
- Chapter I: The Oath in Mrs. Liu's Kitchen
- Chapter II: Killing Things With Fire: Totally Not a Contemporary Concept
- Chapter III: Sinkholes are Awesome Plot Devices
- Chapter IV: No Such Thing as Peace
- Chapter V: Lu Who?
- Chapter VI: Perpetual Blitzkrieg
- Chapter VII: Lu Bu is Destined to Disappoint and Anger
- Chapter VIII: Outlaws of the Snowfield
- Chapter IX: The Revenge Campaign Co-Led By the Guy Who Died
- Chapter X: There Is Nothing Romantic About These Three Kingdoms
- Chapter XI: Asian Smart
- Chapter XII: Romance of the Three.. Rivers?
- Chapter XII.5: Hellish Caves
- Chapter XIII: Bam! Generation Two Outta Nowhere!
- Chapter XIV: Yet Another Case of Aquaphobia in an RPG
- Chapter XV: Journey to the South
- Chapter XVI: The Big Day
- Chapter XVII: The Beginning of the Canon Story's Trip to Outer Space
- Chapter XVIII: This Game Automatically Just Got A Little Bit More Heavy Metal
- Chapter XIX: Sun Zi's Art of Dancing
- Chapter XX: China is in the Shape of a Horribly Disfigured Doughnut
- Chapter XXI: Shut Up, Sima Yi
- Epilogue: Welcome to the International Space Station