Part 25: Cutpurses and Inns
Music - "Stones and Trees"
Download (Thanks to Grawl)
About the Game posted:
I actually forgot that this update was going to use new music, so the video might not be processed yet.

In one snake-swift move, Crawler drew a rapier - almost certainly poisoned - and charged. I didn't have a weapon in my hand, I appeared defenseless. My first move was to Swap Places with him.

Before he realized what had happened, I cursed him with Limbs of lead. It was all over, right then and there; he was just too stupid to know it.

Crawler didn't even make it halfway to me. He collapsed onto the ground, but as I had hoped, he wasn't dead yet.





I kept my face impassive, but the viper's casual words cut me as deeply as any blade.


I saw the fear in his eyes. But I could never trust someone like him. I didn't dare, not with lives on the line. Even if I let him live, he'd just run back to his master, and someone else would just be sent after Sir Richard.


I closed my eyes and brought my staff down hard on his head. The sound of shattering bone left no doubt that the deed had been done properly. I felt a bit ill, but only a little. I didn't regret killing him at all.

Still, I couldn't look at what I had done. I told myself it was what separated me from him.
I went through his pockets, but all he had was a pouch of gold. On his finger he was wearing a silver ring inset with a small ruby. I wiped my staff off on an unstained part of his cape.
"Gods, you killed him!" came a voice from behind me. It was Rufus, the man who'd tipped me off.
"I'm a killer. You said it yourself. You have very good instincts for people." I said mildly. "Anyway, it was self-defense. Well, mostly. No one will mourn his loss. He wasn't a very nice man." I turned to look at Rufus. "I'm sorry to hear about your memory problem."
"Memory problem?" Rufus asked confusedly.
"Yeah, you have a habit of forgetting things, a terrible condition, really." I tossed him the pouch of Crawler's gold. "I hope this will help treat your condition." I said as I walked out of the orchard.
"Uh-Y-Yes, I-I think so..." said Rufus nervously to my back.
Near Homer's farm, I spied a milkmaid.

"My lover Gareth has joined the army," she said sadly. "I think he regrets the decision, but he's bound by his oath and now, because of the orc war, he can't even leave the barracks. I've written him a love letter - we parted with bad words that I would take back - but there is no one who can take it to him. I'm pining away for the loss of him."



Her face lit up. "Thank you!" Isolde exclaimed. "Oh, poor Gareth must know that I still love him and think of him every moment of the day!"

"I don't know where he is," she said. "And my duties here don't allow me to go search for him. Anyway, I doubt if the heartless officers at the barracks would tell me where he is. Oh! Gareth might as well be sent away on a dangerous mission! He might die..."

I returned to the barn and found Richard.


Richard sagged in relief.




There was a moment of silence.

I extended my hand, and he clenched it in a gesture of solidarity.

I reached into my pack and retrieved two invisibility potions. I handed them to Richard.



Richard nodded, and walked out.

I had to get moving as well. I checked my map. The barracks were to the southeast, and the Dwarven Bread Inn was further east from there. I decided to cut through the fields to save time.


I moved some of the straw out of the way and discovered another one of the teleporter platforms. Unfortunately, I couldn't do anything with it.

I noticed some deep tracks in the grass and mud, leading away from the teleporter platform into the woods.

At the time, it didn't seem to be worth investigating. There was a large building up ahead and the road leading east.

Just south was a large collection of shabby houses and even shabbier people. I recognized it as the kind of area where all the poor get shunted off to, out of sight of the well-off. It didn't look like the plague had taken the entire area, perhaps it wasn't as bad as my imagination had made it out to be.
It was a hot day, so I took off my heat-conducting metal helmet and stashed it in my pack.
Apparently the large building was a tavern. A drunk man wandered up and stumbled into me clumsily. He was so soaked in booze that the smell of it churned my stomach. Or maybe that was the memory of Crawlers smashed-in head.



The drunk staggered off again. To the southeast I saw a fortress. If the markings made on my map by Seth were accurate, it was probably the barracks.
I hesitated.


I spotted the sign on the tavern. The Blue Boar Inn, it wasn't the one I was looking for. But I went in anyway. Maybe the proprieter would be charitable enough to give accurate directions.

"Splinter?" I asked.




Splinter scowled, "The Dwarven Bread Inn! Bah! If you wish to sample their rinse-water ale and lice-ridden beds then you will find them to the east."
"I do not mean to insult you or your fine establishment, sir," I said, trying to calm him down. "I go there on business, not pleasure."
"Then do you care to purchase some ale before you go?" Splinter asked.
I started to reach for my coinpurse, but stopped my hand halfway there.
"I would welcome something to clear the dust from my throat, Splinter", I said. "but alas, I fear I must keep a clear head for my business. Fare thee well."
I continued along the road east, in the rough direction of the marking Zandalor had made on my map. Soon though, an irate woman came up.


I threw up my hands and said, "Calm down, good woman! Now, who are you talking about?

"WAIT A MINUTE... STEALING!?" I exclaimed! "Why, I encountered a drunken man in front of yonder tavern not long ago. Let me check my gold..."
I reached for my coinpurse... and felt only air. I looked down and confirmed that it was indeed gone.

The woman continued on down the road, shaking her head in anger and muttering to herself.
I last remembered seeing Logan head beside the tavern. I headed that way and spotted him. He saw me coming, but he didn't run. He probably hoped I hadn't noticed, or he could talk his way out of it.


Logan looked at me carefully. Like when I confronted Crawler, I didn't have a weapon in my hand. Unlike Crawler, though, he was smart enough to figure that I might not need one.

He handed me back my coinpurse. The weight felt right, but I wasn't done with him yet.

Logan opened his mouth to object, but saw the look in my eyes. With reluctance he taught me some tricks. I picked it up quickly, probably because I'd done it before during my time on the streets of Idfren City.

Finally we were done. Logan started to move off.

Without looking back, he sighed and tossed me my coinpurse.

He didn't need any further encouragement to leave my sight.

"About the Game" posted:
I had to go back and take another screenshot because I did the Logan conversation twice when I was getting screenshots. In one I had Logan talk to me with my helmet on, and when he left a shot from the second run showed it was gone, looking like he had stolen my helmet off my head mid-conversation! Jeremiah isn't that stupid.
Logan takes only up to 500 gold from you, no matter how much you have.
As soon as Logan starts to move off, you get control back and can talk to him before he leaves your sight. You know he's got your money. If you do that though, Logan's wife doesn't show up on the road.
If you want, you can try and kill Logan as punishment for stealing from you. But he's a surprisingly tough opponent with several hundred HP, so be careful.
Pickpocket
- You can try and rob NPC's of level 6 * Pickpocket Rank. You can't pickpocket enemies of Rank 31 or higher, so don't try, it'll fail each time. Getting caught is not a good thing, obviously. I never use this skill because most NPC's have nothing worth stealing, skill points are better spent elsewhere. I can't tell you much about how this skill works because I don't use it. I think it works on the same pass/fail check as lockpicking does - if you have a high enough rank for the target NPC, it always succeeds, but I'd have to do research to conform details on how it works.
I reached a crossroads. The signs read: "Barracks - Southeast, Graveyard - Southwest, Stormfist Castle - northeast. Long Live the Duke!"
A tired-looking man approached from the south.

He was polite enough. I gave the man three gold coins.





The man hesitated.



The man looked slightly downcast. I smiled.

The man smiled in the manner of one who was anticipating something nasty happening to someone he didn't like.


The man looked around to see if anyone was listening. No one was, but he beckoned me closer anyway. He spoke in low tones:


The man told me where to find his house, then he headed east up the road. I investigated a cart which had turned over. All the barrels seemed to be intact, which seemed odd so close to the poor quarter. I picked up a paper on the ground.

"About the Game" posted:
It isn't a bluff. The barrels are indeed trapped. Magical traps can be extremely dangerous. I decided not to steal what was inside.
I continued following the road until it forked. One part headed north to the castle gate, another road continued east past an important-looking building.

While I was thinking, a woman who was staring at me with a disturbing intensity approached.





I was in too much of a hurry for vagueness.

The woman clutched her head and moaned in pain, squeezing her eyes shut. If this was a performance, it was a good one. Still, I made sure to watch my coinpurse.






She ran off towards the farmlands.

I looked at my strange tattoo. "Don't answer that."
I headed for the building to the southeast.
"About the Game" posted:
The woman's name is Sisaya, not that it matters because we won't see her again. If you remember to trade in the conversation, she sells low-to-medium level charms and animal statues. She's actually found on an obscure road south of the Dwarven Bread Inn if you're looking for her.

I headed for the important building. There were a pair of guards outside.
"Uhh..." I hesitated, "Good day, officer. Is this the Dwarven Bread Inn?"
"No!" The guard said with clear irritation. He continued in an exasperated tone, "This is the Town Watch... go east to reach the Inn."
"My apologies, I'm new to this area," I said.
I continued east. Past some trees and a band in the road I could see another building.

As I got closer... I started to sense something... I couldn't put it into words, exactly, but there was a presence coming from the building up ahead (which I presumed was the Dwarven Bread Inn). It filled my heart with lightness.


I passed by a teleporter. My feet were moving faster and faster on their own, without waiting for me to tell them.
I broke into a run. But from behind me came a cry, "Halt!"

Three guards were coming towards me. They were eying me with suspicion.
Next Time: Wouter

Behind the Scenes
The Map:

For the curious, here is Isolde's letter to Gareth:

I didn't show you the barracks and castle entrance, but if we were really standing there, we'd be able to see them.
What's fake in this update?
The last exchange actually goes:



- When you kill Crawler he just dies, no conversation, Rufus doesn't comment, none of that.
- You never see Richard again after you solve his quest, and even he leaves, you never see him again. That may not be the case in the narrative, however...
- You can't have the map up and get the "I can't use this teleporter" dialogue box at the same time, that was a Photoshop.
- Logan doesn't teach you pickpocket. I made that up because I knew I'd need a point or two in it later. However, I did not actually put a point into Pickpocket, I always try and find a +1 Pickpocket magic item. I found one so I didn't need to waste a skill point or two on something I'll literally only do once or twice.
- The refugee on the road is real, but you meet him between the Barracks and the front line. That's appropriate for the information he gives you, but it didn't work for my narrative. I also made his revelation of the secret tunnel sound a bit more natural then it is in the actual game dialogue. That's what a lot of my faked screenshots tend to be - keeping all the dialogue, but moving the speaker. It doesn't feel quite realistic for Jeremiah to just rudely barge into stranger's houses and rooms without invitation, so I try and move those conversations whenever possible.
- The conversation with the seer (her name is Sisaya, by the way) is real, but it takes place on an obscure backroad south of the Dwarven Bread Inn.
- Your character can't REALLY sense anything when you get close to the inn.