Introduction
Dokapon Kingdom is a JRPG!
In Dokapon Kingdom, you fight monsters, level up your skills, and buy new equipment to take on boss enemies and liberate towns! You can switch between various classes such as Warrior, Mage, and Thief who all have their own special abilities in both combat and on the field.
Dokapon Kingdom is a party game!
Each turn starts by you spinning the spinner and moving the amount of tiles you get. Specific tiles can give you items or magic, while most empty tiles will result in a battle or a special event. Your goal is to have the most money and towns to win!
Dokapon Kingdom is fucking bullshit.
Dokapon Kingdom doesn't even pretend it's not cheating all the time. If I had the manual I'd be able to tell if it outright said it. The spinner is loaded, high level enemies can read your command inputs, Mid level AI players can rig the damn RNG in their favour, sometimes the game just hurls itself into chaos just to spite everyone. Sometimes the rich get richer, sometimes the rich get eaten, sometimes everything equalizes violently and every once in a while someone turns into a demon. It's completely impossible to predict.
In what ended up being a somewhat poor decision, Grace and I decided to go in mostly blind. The two of us played a practice round of the first chapter, but beyond that it's all new to us. We get to discover all of the game's rudeness in real time, including the ever increasing suspicions of AI player cheating. We're also playing this in person for that extra layer of "WHY WOULD YOU ATTACK ME I DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY"
As is normal for Dan and Grace, alcohol and poor decisions will be a staple of this LP. We're playing on a PS2 which means the graphics are not going to look as good as you remember from the more popular Wii version.
EDIT FROM THE FUTURE: We ended up getting kinda sick during the back half of the LP. We both tried very hard not to cough much but also we were both sick.
Playlist!
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 1 - Hurricane Estelle
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 2 - Self Defense
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 3 - Microphone Issues
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 4 - Doom
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 5 - The Siege of Uvs Nuur
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 6 - Mirror Match
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 7 - Secret Hairstyle
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 8 - Solo Wing Grace
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 9 - The Word of Jeezio
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 10 - Dokamerica
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 11 - Fresh To Death
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 12 - Let's Get Dokapon-ing
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 13 - Rolling Right Into It
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 14 - The Lost Woods
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 15 - Steve Always Wins
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 16 - Oh Ghost
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 17 - Two Steves
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 18 - Wabbit Season
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 19 - Thanks Babe
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 20 - I Believe In You?
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 21 - Our Man Rico Jr.
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 22 - Be Ballsy
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 23 - Everything Old...
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 24 - Trips
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 25 - The Extremely Broken Episode
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 26 - Canadian Edition
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 27 - Okay Google
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 28 - Chicken Bender
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 29 - Dokapon: The Drunken Musical
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 30 - Nice Mattock, Idiot
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 31 - Lost Technology
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 32 - Demolition Man
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 33 - Steveroll
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 34 - Less Money, Mo' Problems
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 35 - The Will Of Steves;Gate
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 36 - Actually A Gun
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 37 - I'm A Strongboy
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 38 - Happy Birthday
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 39 - Rich People Don't Die
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 40 - MORE MATTOCKS!
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 41 - Pizza Time!
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 42 - You're Kinda Weird, Dude
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 43 - Dokaqon Shield
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 44 - It'd Be So Dokapon
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 45 - The Ol' Spicy Genie
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 46 - The Lesser Equalizer
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 47 - Then He Left
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 48 - Where Did I Go?
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 49 - Only A Fool Trusts His Life to a Weapon
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 50 - Our Precious Child Pnurtis
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 51 - Needs2Bathe
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 52 - Regular Trash
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 53 - Where's The Ref?!
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 54 - Robosassin's Revenge
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 55 - Ocean Ballsy
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 56 - Dan Becomes A Moderately-Sized Fucking Robot
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 57 - Thanks Rico
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 58 - Curse
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 59 - She IS The RNG
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 60 - The Spiciest Man
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 61 - OVERTIME
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 62 - The Rudest Rudeman
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 63 - The Fires Of Heck
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 64 - Can You Dig It?
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 65 - Let's Play Morrowind
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 66 - Kira: Hell Merchant
Let's Play Dokapon Kingdom Episode 67 - The End