Part 17: by StarkRavingMad

Autumn - 1055

I told our engravers to engrave the walls and floor of the new dining room. They proceeded to decorate the room with some of the most horrifying shit I've ever seen. I mean, fuck, dwarves are trying to EAT in there.

honestly

We've got a little elephant issue happening down south. I'm starting to understand why the previous owner had a million of them in cages. One or two got pissed, and they killed someone, and now the dwarves are trying to get the items from the guys that died, and the elephants are just running wild over everyone. A couple of the elephants got caught in the remaining cage traps, but one or two got through.

The brave military men of Boatmurdered assemble by the front gate, and they brave themselves for a rush at the mighty elephants.

And it was about then when the fucking dwarven caravan arrived. I ordered the military to hold fast. Let the caravan guardsmen get themselves slaughtered by the elephants before we do.

Which was also right about when a goblin thief jumped out and got clobbered by a stonefall trap

So the merchants arrive to see blood and vomit everywhere, us hauling corpses en masse to the graveyard, a couple rampaging elephants

WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED!

Hope you like miasma!