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Bloody Snakefist

Ok, so I'm a total SnakeFist fanboy, I can't deny it. I love all the movies, new series and old, but my favorite is SnakeFist II: The Tower. It's a classic that everyone should see. One day I was at home playing "SnakeFist's Survival School," That free to play Diablo thing that is way better than Diablo III but a bit under the quality of Diablo II. Then I heard something hit the floor in the living room. I paused the game for the moment and went over to investigate. It seems the mailman had come by and dropped the mail through the slot like he usually does at 4:30 in the afternoon Monday through Saturday. The object that had hit the floor and drawn my attention was a DVD box of SnakeFist II. The box itself was addressed to me and had the stamp right on it, which I didn't know you could do. I was beyond excited. Last year when my dad left he took SnakeFist II, and while I have a torrent of it, you can't beat watching it on your mom's living room TV. As I opened the box and moved to the living room, forgetting about my game for now, a note slipped out.

The note was from my friend Kyle, whom I hadn't seen in a while due to it being the summer and my mom not wanting me to go too far from the house. The note read:

Dear Bobby:
If you are reading this note stop right now and don't do anything with this DVD. It's cursed and I haven't been able to sleep a single minute since I finished it. I'm sending it to you so you can destroy it. Please don't watch this, something is seriously wrong with the DVD, nothing is what it should be, strange things happen to you even after the movie is done. I think it's evil or something, maybe a gypsy curse? I can't repeat enough: destroy this, don't watch a second of it. Don't Watch It. Don't Watch It. Don't Watch It. Don't Watch It. Destroy it now.
-Your Friend, Kyle

This was a weird note to get from Kyle, but he was always a joker so I put the DVD into my player and hit start.

Instead of the normal Warner Brothers screen with Bugs leaning up against the WB seal and eating a carrot I was greated with Bugs leaning up against a giant bloody goat's head. Instead of a carrot he held a premature baby. He took a bite and chewed on the baby, blood running down his lips. With a half full mouth of child he looked directly at me and in a voice far too deep for Bugs simply said "Hail Satan" and then the screen faded to black. I had never seen anything like it, and little did I know it wasn't the only thing different about this copy of the DVD. The next thing I knew the familiar SnakeFist II logo, with the Twin Towers as the II faded into view, but it only held like normal for a moment. Soon the letters started bleeding until the bottom half of the screen was covered in blood. A thick red liquid started seeping through the bottom of the TV onto the entertainment center as well, but I was too struck by what I was seeing to realize mom would be totally mad if she saw that. In a way I'm glad I didn't look away too long because shortly after the TV started bleeding two hyper realistic planes came in and hit the II after SnakeFist's name and I could hear the screams of the dying and smell burning jet fuel. As quickly as the title had warped into such a twisted mockery of the real title screen it was gone, replaced by the credits to the movie. Instead of the normal credits the names were replaced with the likes of John Wayne Gacy, Timothy McVeigh, Jack the Ripper and other murderers. Hitler was listed as the director.

I was starting to think that Kyle's note had been a warning and not a joke. There was something very wrong with just this short part of the movie I had seen. The next part of the movie was strange. Five minutes of SnakeFist stomping on the head of a dead man until he was pounding his foot into powdered bone and thin blood and his glorious mane of hair was flecked with brain matter. I swear I could feel my head pound with each time SnakeFist dropped his boot. This was a scene from the SnakeFist reboot, I realized, but the actor was the original SnakeFist. Something was clearly wrong. It only got worse from there. Instead of reporting for duty at CIA headquarters, the SnakeFist in this movie went cruising through the seedy areas of New York City just randomly firing an uzi out the window whenever he passed a group of kids. I swear one of them looked exactly like me. The movie zoomed in on their faces and you could see the anguish and pain in their eyes after being shot by their hero. Eventually SnakeFist exploded a school bus with kids still on it, when it blew up body parts and still screaming heads went past the camera. Something was very wrong with the movie.

I sat in rapt attention for the next four hours as SnakeFist went around the city doing terrible things to people for seemingly no reason. Every time one of his victims always seemed to look like me. After a few more crimes SnakeFist kept referring to the boy that looked like me as "Bobby Macmillian of West Plainview, Illinois" which is my full name and the town I live in. I was creeped out to say the least, and it didn't help SnakeFist kept feeding me to bears, throwing me in wood chippers and forcing me into cold water so I got hypothermia. After watching myself die after SnakeFist beat me over the head with a beer bottle until I was convulsing uncontrollably I tried to turn the movie off. The only problem is that it wouldn't turn off. I thought that I would just walk away, but once I got to the door out of the living room I saw a figure at the table in the kitchen. It was SnakeFist. Something was wrong, he looked not real, like he had come out of the TV screen instead of being a human. I tried to run but he was on me in a second. He lifted me up and brought me down on his knee in a swift motion, completely breaking my spine. He then began to shout my name and hometown as he forced my head into an oven until I burned to death.

I guess I shouldn't have played that DVD, huh?