Part 10
Trogg am confuse. First thing Trogg want to do is punch big uggie monstor. But then little voice talk to Trogg in head. Usually, little voice am just tell Trogg start fire, or punch stuff, but this time it am say not punch stuff! Then Trogg am become even more confuse: Big uggie monstor am speak to Trogg! Big uggie monstor... am big friendly monstor!
Trogg see other man in metal cave, and Trogg ask other man what is deal with big uggies, but other man talk make Trogg brain hurt something fierce.
Then Trogg am talk to other big uggie monstor. Trogg am feel like him belong!
Trogg am then go explore shiny metal cave some more. Trogg am meet 'nother big uggie monstor. Why so many uggie monstor can talk so much but Trogg no can talk so much?
Trogg am see many other people in shinycave. Trogg am want know what them think 'bout uggie monstors.
Trogg am think sillyman am wrong. Big uggie monstors am like Trogg. They am big and tuff, but they am mightyfine!
Trogg am go explore some more! Trogg am meet a prettygirl and her kiddie. Trogg am listen to prettygirl, and Trogg am think that uggie monstors am verymuch mightyfine!
Trogg am be gud!
... on opposite day!
Trogg am artistic.
Aw.... Blinkything must be hungee. Trogg am give blinkything chippies that Trogg am find in other metalcave!
Trogg am then meet strange man. Him am all bundle up in many clothings. Trogg no know why him do that. Maybe him am cold! Trogg am talk to funny man name Gor-gor, and Trog am make verynice friend with Gor-gor! Gor-gor am say him want travel with Trogg! Trogg have new friend am make Trogg verymuch happy!
Biggest uggie monstor am tell Trogg that him very happy that Trogg fix blinkything! Trogg am feel very warm inside!
TROGG CAN CHUCKSTUFF BETTER!
Big uggie monstor am tell Trogg him can take anything he want for be re-ward! Trogg am happy, because Trogg can now get heap many shinythings!
Trogg am find spiffyclothes!
TROGG CAN GET PUNCH BETTER!
Trogg am also find mightyfine lunchbox! Trogg am throw out useless junk inside lunchbox, and just keep lunchbox.
Lunchbox am good, because Trogg am find more chippies! Trogg put chippies in lunchbox! Trogg am organised!
Finally, Trogg am say goodby to all uggie monstors. Trogg am have mightyfine idea: Him am take to friend go home to yo-yo, to show everyone how mightyfine all of Trogg friends am!
On way to village, Trogg am see strangest man him am ever see. Trogg am talk to strangeman, and then strangeman go blooie! Trogg am confuse, but many thing am confuse Trogg, so Trogg am just take strangeman's spiffyclothes and then go 'way. Trogg am like new spiffyclothes: them colour am MANLY!
When Trogg am go walky to yo-yo, sillypeople am fight Trogg. Gor-gor am fight silly people, and Trogg am amaze! Gor-gor take off clothings, and underneath Gor-gor am one of them uggiemonstor!
Him sure am good fightyman tho!
Gor-gor and Trogg am walky walky verylong way. We am find and punch many different things. We am fight bad uggiemonstors, and many different type of squishything. Trogg am like fight, and Trogg am verymuch like fight next to Gor-gor. Then one day Gor-gor am say there am trouble at him home!
What am happen here?
Trogg am watch blinkything, and blinkything am show Trogg what am happen. Trogg am see many people in shiny clothings come to metalcave and kill all uggiemonstors. Uggiemonstors am Trogg friends! Then Trogg am see biggest shinyman of them all.
Trogg am kill you, shinyman. Trogg am kill you slow.
Trogg and Gor-gor am go back out and try go to Trogg home again. Trogg am want say hello to Gram-gram, and ask her again what Trogg am supposed to be do. Trogg and Gor-gor am meet more silly people who want fight. This am wrong day, sillypeople. This am wrong day.
Finally, Trogg and Gor-gor am arrive Trogg home! Trogg am happy!
Kunin?
Trogg. Am. So. Pissed. Off. Right. Now.
NOBODY am hurt Trogg family! No-one am hurt Trogg friends! Stupid shinymen! Trogg am make them pay!
Trogg and Gor-gor am go south, and east. Then we am find big house. Big and old. Perhaps this am where Trogg's people is?
Herro?
Um... puppies?
Many puppies?
BAD PUPPIES!
TROGG CAN PUNCH BESTEST!
TROGG CAN CHUCKSTUFF BETTER!
Trogg am artistic.
Big house am very dark and scary. But Trogg no afraid! Trogg am strong! And Trogg have Gor-gor! Trogg walk through big house. There am verymany rats here. Ther am also big uggie man-monstor. Trogg can punch!
Look at you face am make Trogg suffer!
Trogg and Gor-gor am go deep into big house. There am many uggie man-monstors in bighouse, but there am no shinymen! Trogg am happy because Trogg am punch stuff, but Trogg am sad because none of stuff am shinymen.
Then Trogg am go explore and he am see the prettiest clothings Trogg am ever see! Trogg am put on clothings, and Trogg am look mightyspiffy! Clothings am make feel Trogg mightystrong and bigtuff!
TROGG CAN GET PUNCH BETTER!
Trogg and Gor-gor go deeper and deeper. We punch manystuffs, and manystuffs am die veryfast!
TROGG CAN CHUCKSTUFF BETTER!
Finally, Trogg and Gor-gor am go to bottom of bighouse. Trogg am sad. There am no shinypeople here! Just silly monstors and...
Who am that?
Trogg and Gor-gor am see verybig monstorman. Verybig monstorman am attack Trogg and Gor-gor, and Trogg am become confuse. There am big flash, and then verymany big uggiemonstors am appear! Trogg and Gor-gor am have hardest fight they am ever have!
Fight am long and hard, but Trogg am win because Trogg and Gor-gor am best puncher! Three cheer for Trogg and Gor-gor! Hip-hip...
Gor-gor?
Gor-gor, why you no move?
Gor-gor?
Gor-gor, stop be silly!
Gor-gor?
No.
NO!
WHYFOR THIS AM HAPPEN? TROGG NO AM DESERVE THIS! TROGG AM NOT BADGUY! WHAY AM BAD THING HAPPEN TO TROGG?
FIRST TROGG HAVE NO FRIEND!
THEN TROGG AM HAVE FRIEND, BUT TROGG FRIEND AM LOSE HIM FAMILY!
THEN TROGG AM LOSE HIM FAMILY!
THEN TROGG AM LOSE HIM FRIEND!
TROGG AM HATE SHINYPEOPLE! TROGG AM HATE MONSTORS! THEY AM TAKE EVERTHING FROM TROGG! TROGG AM SO ANGRYYYYYY!
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