Introduction

Final Fantasy Tactics is a classic strategy RPG with an engaging story of love, betrayal, political intrigue, and stabbing.

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance is about kids wishing away problems like albinism. And some armored guy on a ostrich telling you that you can't use a spear today for no adequate reason.

So, as a reward for this absurdity, I'm going to not take the game seriously at all and break it into millions of tiny pieces.

Table of Contents

• Chapter 1: Recommended: Snowballs
• Chapter 2: Recommended: Exposition
• Chapter 3: Forbidden: Hitting
• Chapter 4: I got a good feeling!
• Chapter 5: Recommended: Fighting
• Chapter 6: Recommended: Ice
• Chapter 7: Forbidden: Borzoi
• Chapter 8: Recommended: Carson
• Chapter 9: Recommended: Tomfoolery
• Chapter 10: Forbidden: Totema
• Chapter 11: Forbidden: Cadoan
• Chapter 12: Thanks to Hermetic, everything was fine!
• Chapter 13: Recommended: Questionable Hiring Practices
• Chapter 14: Recommended: Stealing
• Chapter 15: Recommended: Volcanoes
• Chapter 16: Recommended: Ambiguous Morality
• Chapter 17: Are you party to their plot?
• Chapter 18: As a result, we investigated!
• Chapter 19: Shit! It's still not right.
• Chapter 20: Kill them all! Don't leave any survivors!
• Chapter 21: We shouldn't do anything that doesn't make money.
• Chapter 22: Recommended: Overkill
• Chapter 23: Forbidden: Monster's Rights
• Chapter 24: I didn't think the God made holy stones but...more evil...
• Chapter 25: Recommended: Monologues on Motivation
• Chapter 26: Recommended: Battlefield Philosophy
• Chapter 27: What I'm planing to do is completely justified.
• Chapter 28: If there's no 'pain', there's no true 'reform'!!
• Chapter 29: Your life shall also end, here in this graveyard!
• Chapter 30: Forbidden: Foreigners
• Chapter 31: Relying on miracles instead of beating your insecurities!
• Chapter 32: Forbidden: Destroying the world
• Chapter 33: We're no bounty hunters, but what the hell...
• Chapter 34: Rebels plotting rebellion against the royal family.
• Chapter 35: Recommended: Tournaments
• Chapter 36: It's hard to believe his own brother said that. Sickening.
• Chapter 37: Certain sacrifices must be made for the revolution!
• Chapter 38: Recommended: Preparations
• Chapter 39a: You can't fulfill your dreams without power!
• Chapter 39b: Decadent royalty and nobles must pay!
• Chapter 40: Ramza.... What did you get? I...
• Chapter 41: Recommended: Recruitment Drives
• Chapter 42: Return to the future life once again with your affection left in this life!!
• Chapter 43: Forbidden: Peaceful Negotiation
• Chapter 44: Recommended: Two-fisted combat
• Chapter 45: Recommended: Everything Else
• Chapter 46: Forbidden: Recommendations
• Chapter 47: Recommended: Forbidden
• Chapter 48: Forbidden: Forbidden: Forbidden: Forbidden
• Chapter 49: Recobidden: Formmended
• Chapter 50: Forbidden: A satisfying conclusion
• Bonus Update!!