Part 26: Crazy...Flan?
Update 26: Crazy...Flan? (Polsy) Music
Crazy Chocobo
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GAS 'EM UP WITH THE GREENS AND LET 'EM GO!
STAND BACK, STAND CLEAR AS HE PUTS ON THE SHOW!
SO CUTE YET FIERCE, IS HE FROM HELL?
I CANNOT TELL, YET I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW
SO YOU WANNA BE A TRAILBLAZER
KICK UP DIRT LIKE A HELLRAISER
TAKE THE REINS, BUT DON'T REACT SLOW
IT'S TIME TO FEEL THE FORCE - OF THE CHOCOBO!
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE THIS CHOCOBO?
GOT CHOCOBUCKS? YOU BETTER PUT 'EM ON THE CHOCOBO!
SADDLE UP IF YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE IN THIS RODEO
ARE WE IN HELL? I DUNNO! TO THE DIRT, LET'S ROLL!
COME IF YOU THINK YOU GONNA HIDE THIS CHOCOBO
EVERYBODY'S GONNA WANT TO RIDE YOUR CHOCOBO
IT'S CHOCO-LOCO STYLE IN THE CHOCO-RODEO
GONNA RIDE HIM STRAIGHT THROUGH HELL IN THE CHOCOBO RODEO!
YEAH, LET'S RIIIIIIIDE!
Datalogs
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Miniflan Fragment
The self-styled miniflan musketeers are a gang of five kinds of flan who somehow acquired self-awareness. The group consists of cool Blue, emo Black, lady Pink, mischievous Yellow, and their hot-blooded leader, Red.
Red is a regular miniflan. As for the others, it is not clear if they will turn the same color as they age. In any case, scientists are praying that they won't grow any bigger.
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Graviton Core Eta
So here I am, in the Void Beyond. I heard there's some kind of coliseum place up ahead. I've got something I need to do there.
All I have to do is climb on Shiva and head straight in. Only one thing I'm worried about... What exactly is that Caius guy up to?
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Lapis Lazuli
In the future, Fang and I are called the 'daughters of the goddess,' right? It's kind of embarrassing, to be honest.
When they say goddess, I guess they mean Etro. I remember her. When Fang and I first tried to hold up Cocoon, we felt this... kindly strength, surrounding us. It was the same feeling as back when I first turned to crystal.
I bet Fang doesn't remember it as well as me, but I think maybe it was the goddess we felt. Although the priests back home always made her out to be much scarier than that. So maybe I'm wrong?
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Heliodor Ore
While we're here, sleeping inside the pillar that holds up Cocoon, Lightning is fighting to protect Etro. I wonder why. Etro is a cruel goddess. She sends Eidolons to persecute dying l'Cie and slaughters her 'children' as carelessly as we swat flies.
I don't really know what Lightning's game is, but I can tell you this. She's in a really bad place. Once she set foot in there, she had no way to get out. It's hard for her to be heard while she's in there, too. So, Serah, you've got to help. Listen to your heart — you might hear Lightning if you do.
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Carnelian
Hope visited again. We always know when he does. He comes to check on the pillar. Fang and I are lost in our dreams, but even so, we know when our friends are close. We can feel them in our hearts.
We're fine here, inside the crystal. But I worry about the future. I... I caused so much trouble for the people of Cocoon. And for Serah, and her sister, and their friends and family. Hope, we're counting on you to save the future and stop the tragedy from happening all over again!
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Celestine
That idiot Snow is hell-bent on going to the Coliseum. There's nothing there, except dead fools fighting for a glory that no one will ever know. Is he really that obsessed with becoming strong? The worst part is, he's doing it for our sake.
I really wish we could tell him to forget about us and help Serah and Lightning. It was our fault they got caught up in this mess in the first place. If things keep going the way they are, maybe our nightmares'll come true, and those two girls won't ever see each other again.
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Cosmo Aura
Serah, can you hear me? Fang and I just had the most wonderful dream. We were in a place I didn't know, with a young man and woman who I've never met. They were laughing together, enjoying the moment. They were so happy.
When I think that we're helping to build a future for people like that, the weight of Cocoon doesn't seem that heavy at all. Fang and I are here inside the crystal, but even so, we can feel you in our hearts. So, Serah, don't give up, okay? You can make a future where everyone can be happy again. I know you can.