Part 162: Chrom A

Ready for another duel, Vaike?

Naw. I'm bored with beating ya. We should fight other people.

Wait. When exactly did you beat me?

Hel-LO?! Remember the cookin' contest? Ol' Teach won that fair and square!

How do you figure? When you ate my dish, you fell backward off the chair and passed out. That made me the winner by knockout! ...Or are you denying you collapsed?

Kn-knockout?! You almost killed me with that slop you called goulash! I spent a week scrubbing the taste off my tongue! ...Look! Itsh shtill hurthz!

You didn't say we had to make the BEST dish. You just said it was a cooking contest.

B-but the whole point of a cooking contest is... Aw, forget it! Good gods, you really do hate losing, don't you?

And you don't?

...Har har, yeah, I suppose you're right. We're birds of a feather, you and me. We love to compete. ...AND to win!

Well then? Are you ready for your fellow bird to knock you out of the sky?

Har! Bring it on, little man!