Part 265: Kellam C

YEOWCH! Oh, for the love of all that is shiny and rich and wonderful... All right, who left his massive suit of armor in the middle of everything?!

Um, actually...

Eeeeeek! Good heavens, Kellam, will you please stop sneaking around like that?!

I wasn't sneaking. And I didn't leave my armor laying around. I'm actually still wearing it.

Yes, yes, yes. I should have known you were somewhere inside all that steel plate.

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to ask you about that... Why is it that you wear such a ridiculously enormous suit of armor? Is it a hand-me-down? Was your mother hoping you'd grow into it?

I suppose it is a smidge bigger than the standard... But I don't see much need to go changing things now. It protects me well enough, and I'm plenty agile in a fight.

But you do realize you don't have to wear it ALL the time, right? For heaven's sake, I've seen you wearing it at a wedding!

Well, I happen to like it. It's my most comfy outfit.

Codswallop! Comfort has no place in fashion! You should listen to me and try going without every now and then.

I'll think about it. *leaves*

H-hey, come back here, you oversized kipper can! I'm not finished with you! ...Tsk. Too late. He disappeared. How DOES he do that?