Part 317: Stahl B

Panne! I'm so glad you're here.

What do you want?

Here, taste this for me

I don't want to taste any-- MURPH!

See, if I come up with a dish you like, you can join us in the mess tent! It took me a few tries, but I think I've finally made something really--

Blech! Ptooie! Idiot man-spawn! I told you I cannot digest potatoes!

B-but I sliced them really thin! I used Chrom's sword and everything.

I am leaving. Possibly to vomit. Do not follow me!

No, wait! I have another dish to try.

*Sniff* It smells appalling.

Yeah, but there are no potatoes in it. Just cottage cheese. ...Er, and some squid.

I am still leaving.

Wait, wait! I've got one more! This one's the best, I promise! It's a carrot dumpling wrapped in a flaky pastry crust.

I suppose if it gets the potato taste out of my mouth. *Munch, munch*

...Well?

...Unpleasant.

Damn. I thought for sure I had it.

...However, it IS edible.

Hey, I can live with that! So does that mean...

Very well. I suppose I might occasionally join the others in the mess tent if you made this.

Th-that's wonderful! I'll make a huge batch so I can freeze some for later. Thank you, Panne!

You're thanking me again? You truly are a strange human.