Part 342: Lissa A

GAAAAAACK! Gods, Princess! How much salt did you put in this soup?!

Just the one bag. Is that too much?

Never mind. Let's focus on the positives. Your potatoes were... edible?

You don't need to try and make me feel better, Gaius.

The only reason the potatoes worked is because you remembered to take them out.

Well, I suppose I did help a little...

At this rate, I'd better find a husband who knows how to cook. I mean, would YOU marry a woman who can't even make a sandwich?

What, me? Um... Well, I don't know. I never really thought abo--

I knew it! You'd toss me out like a moldy sack of grain! All right, then! Tomorrow I want to learn how to open a jar. Deal?

Look, Princess. You're very sweet, and I like you a lot. But are you sure we should be... you know. Seeing so much of each other?

What did you mean?

I'm a thief, and you're Chrom's sister. ...Tongues might start wagging is all.

If anyone has a problem with that, I'll have their head on a pike!

Sorry, I didn't mean--

Tee hee. Just kidding. I wouldn't put anyone's head on a pike. But seriously, I'm not allowed to spend time with my friend? Come on! And I don't give a fig what a bunch of gossipy court ladies say about it!

...Oh. Well, all right, then.

I want you to treat me just like any of your other friends! And that's an order!

Well for one thing, my other friends don't issue orders...