Part 394: Lon'qu C

Lon'qu! Play with me!

No.

Oh, come on, please? It's boring playing by myself. Aren't you soooo booored?

I like being alone. Go ask someone else.

I was going to, but they all look super busy.

Are you saying I don't? Because I am busy. Very busy indeed.

*Sniff* *sniffle*

Your tears have no effect on me! Besides... everyone know I have a crippling fear of women.

...And yet, why do I not feel that fear around her? I must learn why!

*Sniffle* Wh-what did you say? I can't hear because I'm CRYING!

Nothing of importance. However... I have decided that I will play with you- but only for a short time.

Yippee! You're the best!

Yes, yes. Stop hopping around. Now what game do you wish to play?

Erm... er... thinking hard... er... Oh, I know! Let's play house!

I do not know that game. But it does not sound like something I'd enjoy.

It'll be fun! You get to play Dad!

*Sigh* If you insist. But only for a short while!

Great! And I'll be Mummy!

Is that it for the rules, then? ...I was hoping dice were involved.